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THE SINGLE MARKET FOR REAL DUMMIES

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

All this talk which has emerged since the 2016 LEAVE victory regarding various aspects of Antichrist`s Kingdom is hilarious.

After the result, a scenario was soon generated via the MSM, about how Brexit could be circumvented by picking and choosing which parts of the AK the UK should leave and what parts the UK should remain linked to!

The phrase about the “Single Market” was used in a very pronounced manner and it still is used today.

All the fools who talk about this “Single Market,” are totally unaware God has described the “Single Market” and it`s doom almost 2000 years ago!

You can read all about the “Single Market” in Revelation 13:11 to Revelation 14:12

Revelation 13:11 ¶ And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.
12 And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
13 And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
14 And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.
15 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.

ALL DUMMIES SHOULD NOTE CAREFULLY THE FOLLOWING VERSE
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
Revelation 14:1 ¶ And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father’s name written in their foreheads.
2 And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:
3 And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.
4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
5 And in their mouth was found no guile: for they are without fault before the throne of God.
6 ¶ And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,
7 Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
8 And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.

ALL DUMMIES SHOULD NOTE CAREFULLY THE FOLLOWING VERSES.
9 And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
12 Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus.

 
Here is some great British music to finish with!

THERE IS ONE THING TUMBLEDOWN DICK IS NOT GUILTY OF

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TUMBLEDOWN DICK

Tumbledown Dick has been hogging the news headlines over the past two days. He always has loved being in the spotlight, though not this kind.

Quite a few allegations have been made against him, however there is one allegation which is highly laughable and quite preposterous.

The allegation that he has “BROUGHT WESTMONSTER INTO DISREPUTE,” cannot be allowed to stand.

It is impossible to bring Westmonster into disrepute, as it does not have any honour to disgrace!

Wesmonster can be generally divided into two groups, on one hand you have the paedo group and on the other hand you have the group which covers-up for the paedos.

The whole of the KOBA knows Tumbledown Dick is a rogue, and he always has been, it is no secret.

Nor is it a secret that they do not have the backbone to get rid of him! They did not get rid of him when he had an affair with Emma Little, so they are not going to get rid of him now.

He knows about the dirt relating to all the other KOBA players, and they know most of the dirt about him. So we have a sort of rogues stand-off between them all.

One thing he has in his favour, is the fact he can be very affable on a personal level, one local commentator has pointed this out in an article I read earlier today.

He does not like being called Tumbledown Dick though, even though it is all coming to pass, he is following in the footsteps of Oliver Cromwell`s son!

Just sit back and have a good laugh at the KOBA destruction, they deserve it, lundies to the very core!

Just cast your mind back to 1968? The Free Presbyterian Church and Ian Paisley snr were riding the crest of a popularity wave. The DUP had not yet been born, Kincora was unknown, little did they know the whole thing was destined to end in tears and disgrace!

John 13:7 Jesus answered and said unto him, What I do thou knowest not now; but thou shalt know hereafter.

BLACK MAGIC DUP WOMAN

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Arlene really is a lowlife and so is the rest of her DUP party.

There is no one on earth who could convince me she voted to leave the AK.

She looks, acts, walks and talks like a Remainer.

The Kincora Old Boys Association lol lol lol

No doubt You  tube will flag me up with a copyright warning, if they do I will upload the video to Vimeo.

Just came across the video below for the first time this afternoon, it is hilarious, especially the clip with Gregory Lundy in it!

 

2 Tim 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

AS DARK AS THE NIGHT

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After suffering a disappointment in not being able to meet Antichrist, Arlene Foster has drowned her sorrows, by plunging into an action which shows the Spiritual darkness she has engulfed herself in.

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As Dark As The Night

Loony Arlene seems incapable of understanding that Islam, of whatever strain it happens to be, does not bring anything good to any nation or community in which it lodges itself.

It is just like all the other false religions in this world, it brings nothing but Spiritual darkness.

Speaking of false religions, the false religion of the Presbyterian religious organisation is getting quite an airing this week.

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Another deluded party leader who loves the AK

Notice, I did not refer to it as the Presbyterian Church, it ceased being a “CHURCH” a very long time ago, today it is just one more false religious system.

All these people who are talking about “CHURCH” do not even know what the word “CHURCH” means!

I wonder how much the DUP are going to fine Arlene for her evil behaviour today?

She must be good for a fine of about five million pounds or so?

There is only ONE way of Salvation, it is through Christ alone, it is not in a “Church” or a “religion.”

Acts 4:8 Then Peter, filled with the Holy Ghost, said unto them, Ye rulers of the people, and elders of Israel,
9 If we this day be examined of the good deed done to the impotent man, by what means he is made whole;
10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole.
11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner.
12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
13 Now when they saw the boldness of Peter and John, and perceived that they were unlearned and ignorant men, they marvelled; and they took knowledge of them, that they had been with Jesus.

PS, It looks like the DUP need to get rid of Foster pronto, and replace her with Soumya Swaminathan, pronto.

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Soumya Swaminathan Young woman at the centre of the controversy

 

YOU TUBE IS VERY HAM-FISTED

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Over the past few days I have been following the ongoing controversy between You Tube and the marching band community of N.Ireland culture.

You Tube can be a very malicious organisation. Even when it is not being malicious, it is still ham-fisted in it`s dealings.

Here is an example. You tube flagged me with a copyright warning about the video clip below.

The video shows Carl Frampton when he was just a child. At that time I used to train in that boxing club, so I decided to film the activity.

The music in the background is not something I added onto the video, the radio or tape player was always on in the club during training, so the video simply picked up the sound.

You tube warned me about breaching music copyright!

The whole thing about music copyright is a joke. I can understand it, if someone is using the music in the background in order to make money from the video, but most people who add music to videos are not doing it to make money. They are only ordinary people uploading videos for the general public to see.

You could argue that people who use music as a background in their videos should have the right to charge the original musical artist a small fee for advertising their music!

If You tube or whoever the musicians are, who own the music in the video, try to sue me, I will refer them to Carl Frampton and they can sue him instead!

If  Mick Jagger want to sue me about copyright for this video, I will refer them to the Ginger GM, Simon Williams, he can sue Simon instead!

Ecc 3:1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

SILVER THREADS AND GOLDEN NEEDLES HAS BEEN AT IT AGAIN?

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Just read this article a few moments ago, like the article says, “Some people never learn.”

For all his big talk, Simpson does not have the backbone to get up in Westmonster and tell the UK public that the EU is in reality, “The Kingdom Of Antichrist.”

It is the AK not the EU.

Here is the new DUP logo below.

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New DUP logo

God has already sounded the warning about traitors in the end times, some people are slow at accepting the warning as fact!

2 Tim 3:1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.

9 But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as their’s also was.

THIS WILL HELP SPP OVERCOME HIS DISAPPOINTMENT

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Antichrist disappointed.


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Please spare a thought for poor SPP,  he will be very disappointed Antichrist is not coming to N.Ireland.

It did look like SPP was looking to Antichrist for some moral guidance, since he will no longer be able to access this highly dubious source of morality, I have some information which will enlighten him.

This is the type of morality which Antichrist endorses !! lol lol

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The Holy Stone lol

The Holy Stone! lol

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Antichrist minion worships a corpse

Even better, here is another 116 types of morality which Antichrist endorses!

ARLENE FOSTER 103

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Poor Arlene must be disappointed as well, she wanted to meet Antichrist!

No doubt poor Timothy Johnston is very disappointed as well, a picture of Timothy Johnston is below.

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Timothy Johnston

There is a great video clip of Timothy Johnston welcoming Antichrist`s aparachik Sean Brady to Stormont, when he first met the Kincora Old Boys, cannot find it at the minute though.

2 Tim 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

 

SIR PINK PANTHER

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From now on I will be referring to Sir Jeffrey Donaldson MP, as “Sir Pink Panther,” and I will be using the abbreviation SPP.

Sir Jeffrey Donaldson=Sir Pink Panther=SPP

Here is a puzzle. See if you can spot the pervert in the picture below?

Warning! This may be a trick question.

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I have searched fruitlessly trying to find a picture of SPP with the late Enoch Powell but I cannot find one anywhere?

From now on I will be referring to Willie McCrea, as “Lord Pink Panther,” and I will be using the abbreviation LPP

Dr Willie McCrea=Lord Pink Panther=LPP

Here is another video.

Here is another classic, not sure if Chris Moore did this deliberately in order to catch Keith Vaz out?

2 Tim 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

RACISM

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LEAVE.EU posted an item about “Racism,” on it`s Facebook page earlier today.

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Don`t know much about the guy in the graphic image, but what he says about “Racism” is true.

Whenever I was a child I never ever heard the words “racist” or “racism”  being used, they seemed to creep into the vocabulary of the British nation, around the end of the 1960`s and early 1970`s

Since then, news stories about someone, or some institution being “racist” occur in the media everyday.

It only takes someone to look at someone else in the wrong way, and they are instantly branded “a racist!”

Whenever I was a young man, I had a great interest in football. Never supported Liverpool but I did like the late Bill Shankly.

An in-depth interview with Bill Shankly appeared in a publication, I am pretty sure it was not in a newspaper, something in my mind tells me, it appeared in one of the football magazine publications, like “Jimmy Hill`s Football Weekly”, or “Goal” magazine.

Jimmy Hill`s Football Weekly

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GOAL Magazine

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Goal Magazine front page

The interviewer asked Bill Shankly, How do you go about building a successful football team?

Shankly replied, Every successful football team needs three Scotsmen to give it a bit of backbone and a bit of steel! BUT you cannot have anymore than three Scotsmen, if you have anymore than three, they will start arguing and fighting among themselves! The Scots are a very self-destructive race of people, you see!

Imagine if Bill Shankly was alive today, and he made those remarks? He would be hounded out of football for being “racist,” and if he happened to have social media accounts he would be bombarded with insults!

Most likely he would end up having to go and live abroad in order to escape from the situation.

All Shankly was doing, was expressing what he has found from his own experience, to be a trait of Scottish people, and to be quite honest, there does seem to be a large element of truth in the sentiments he expressed

Plus, you could almost express the same sentiments about people of Irish descent!

Here is a video of Bill Shankly below, as you can see from the video, he was a very down to earth and plain speaking man.

On a few occasions I have searched for the interview on the internet, but it is nowhere to be found. However someone else must have asked Shankly the same question at a different time, he gave a shorter reply which summed up the same thing.

It can be found at following  link, If you’ve got three Scots in your side, you’ve got a chance of winning something. If you’ve got any more, you’re in trouble.

It is quote number 4.

God created all the races from which the nations are formed, and the races have their own distinct natures.

Ishmael is the great example of this.

Genesis 16:11 And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Behold, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction.
12 And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man’s hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.

Ishmael and the descendants of Ishmael will have the national characteristics of being people who are wild, troublesome and very difficult to control.

Most of the Arab nations are descended from Ishmael, and you do not need to be a genius to notice that the Arab nations are not really suited to a “democratic” type of government.

Arab nations generally need to be governed by a very strong, ruthless dictator, as it is the only form of government which will keep them in check, and it is the only form of government which will prevent them from slaughtering each other and everyone else whom they take umbrage against!

The foolish notion which the USA had of trying to bring, or enforce so-called “democracy” on the Arab nations is doomed to failure!