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40 SHADES OF BLACK AND BLUE

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I will be very surprised if lots of people have not made the same mistake as me regarding this matter.

For most of my life I had always thought the famous song, “The 40 shades of Green” was an old Irish folksong, possibly over a hundred years old!

I suspect one of the reasons for this impression comes hearing my parents and relatives sing it. Plus hearing the likes of Ruby Murray sing it on the old gramophone records.

Then one day a friend told me it was actually written by Johnny Cash in the 1960s!

Here is one version where Cash gives one date.

Here is another version where he gives a different date. It is a lovely tune no matter when it was composed.

Did you think it was an old Irish folksong?

I am dedicating these video clips to those wannabee “Satirists” who will soon be “40 shades of black and blue.” Don`t worry Lads, your sense of humour will see you through the most painful of experiences.

Though I suspect yours will be very painful once people realise you never once used your “Platform” to expose any SUPER INJUNCTIONS. Too frightened I suppose? Or perhaps you were unaware of them?

It is just the same old story and the same old question over and over again. “For whom are you doing it?”

Proverbs 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.

THE PUBLIC ARE BEING MISLAID

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Out of curiosity I took a walk over the Queen`s Road to see if I could get any video of the preparations for Carl`s fight.

My perception of the event is different to what is actually taking place.  I thought the fight venue was to be on the old Titanic slipways. It turns out I am very much mistaken.

The event is taking place beside the slipways not on them. In reality the whole thing has nothing to do with the Titanic at all!

It would be more precise to call the fight, “The Queen`s Road Showdown” rather than “The Titanic Showdown.”

My title, “The Queen`s Road Showdown” is much more suitable as it recognises the role Peter Pinnochio Punt the leader of the Kincora Old Boys Association had in the whole venture.

After all, the Kincora Old Boys is full of “closet Queens.” Maybe a better name would be, “The Closet Queen`s Road Showdown,” if that was the name the whole DUP would be there!!!!

It is just typical, everything Peter Pinnochio Punt has ever been involved in has always been one big misleading con.

Do you remember “The Ulster Resistance?????”

“But it added: “Our contacts with unionist leaders and intelligence analysis suggest that while there will probably be some violence, widespread violence and industrial action are not very likely.”

Isaiah 9:16 speaks of leaders who were misleading their people.

“For the leaders of this people cause them to err; and they that are led of them are destroyed.”

GEORGE HITLER AT THE ULSTER HALL

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George Hitler will come to the Ulster Hall on the 23rd August.

The Pope`s PSNI will do their utmost to protect him, even if it means killing Protestants while doing so.
The Unionist political parties WILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT, AS USUAL!

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

ALMOST AS TREACHEROUS AS N.IRELAND POLITICS

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An interesting scenario is being played out in Norway at the minute.  Garry Kasparov is making a bid to become President of the world chess organisation, which is named FIDE. I get the distinct impression internal FIDE politics is almost as treacherous as the politics of N.Ireland!

Presently FIDE do not recognise the local Ulster Chess Union so local chess enthusiasts have no input in the matter.  There is also a massive competition taking place at the same venue featuring most of the world`s nations.
Here is an interview with Gary Kasparov speaking on a variety of issues. One of the important topics he mentions is the use of chess as an educational tool. This can be heard about 3 minutes on the timeline.

The guy doing the interview is called Danny King, he is an English GM and he has a brilliant personality for interviewing people. Here are some of his interviews with female chess players.

Female one. It is hilarious when she says “she was always butting her nose into everyone`s business!” It is not a healthy pastime to do that here in N.Ireland.

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They are very clever women aren`t they? A bit too clever maybe?????? lol lol

Ecc 12:12 And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.

WHY?

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Why is Eileen Paisley frightened of Valerie Shaw?

MISS SHAW SAYS SHE DID GO TO THE POLICE

She is certainly not frightened of Peter Pinnochio Punt, Timothy Johnston or Mr Cheeky sod. So why is she frightened of Valerie Shaw?

The question WHY is found all through the Bible. It is put there to get the attention of the reader, to cause the reader to ponder the question and search out the answers. If you can answer all the “Whys” in the Bible it is almost certain you will be a very wise and happy person. You may not be rich, famous or powerful but you will be something better, you will be wise and happy.

Here are just some of the most well known “WHYS” in the Bible.

Genesis 4:6 And the Lord said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?

Psalm 2:2 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

Psalm 10:1  Why standest thou afar off, O Lord? why hidest thou thyself in times of trouble?

Palm 22:1  My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring?

Psalm 42:5 Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him for the help of his countenance.

Isaiah 1:5 Why should ye be stricken any more? ye will revolt more and more: the whole head is sick, and the whole heart faint.

Matthew 6:28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:

Matthew 13:10  And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables?

Matthew 27:46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Acts 26:14 And when we were all fallen to the earth, I heard a voice speaking unto me, and saying in the Hebrew tongue, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

TICKING TIME BOMB LOL

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Here is an old interview featuring the arrested woman talking about George Osborne and his alleged activities.  David Cameron is well worth a closer look at too.

How is it that the “elected representatives” of the Unionist community have allowed themselves to be browbeaten and dominated by a collection off sick Westmonster perverts for the last 50 years?

Something is quite not right here?

Proverbs 7

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR “ABUSIVE BEHAVIOUR” ??????????????

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A woman has been arrested for abusive behaviour after posting pictures of George Oborne, a Westmonster MP and Government monister on the internet. lol lol lol lol lol

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Here is her Twitter account.

I think she is trying to claim she is the CHIEF WHIP of ALL the Westmonster parties!!!

SMASH THE WESTMONSTER PAEDO RINGS!

George Osborne and people like him are in the Bible, Solomon watched all such characters thousands of years ago.

Proverb 7:6 For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,

7 And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,

8 Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house,

9 In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night:

10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.

ZUGZWANG

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This the latest update about the Westminster Paedo rings scandal. In some ways it is amusing as long as you, or a member of your family has not been a victim of these evil monsters.

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It seems the audio evidence obtained by Exaro does name the ex Cabinet Monister. No one can name him for legal reasons but a high percentage of the population already know his identity. This shows how bizarre the UK has become.

As a result of this situation you have to laugh. Everybody is in zugzwang. The police, the MPs who have heard the name for themselves, Theresa May, David Cameron, MI5, MI6 and the whole of the MSM who have ignored this story for a long time, they are all in zugzwang.

They have to make a move and it does not matter which move they make, it is all going to be damaging to the “establishment.” That is what happens to arrogant people who think they can fool ALL the public ALL the time!

1 Sam 13:6 When the men of Israel saw that they were in a strait, (for the people were distressed,) then the people did hide themselves in caves, and in thickets, and in rocks, and in high places, and in pits.