I spilt a cup of orange juice over myself laughing at this!  It is Jethro`s riddle, see if you can solve it?

Here is another riddle about spilled liquid, see if you can solve it?

2 Samuel 14:14 For we must needs die, and are as water spilt on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again; neither doth God respect any person: yet doth he devise means, that his banished be not expelled from him.