Proverbs 3:5+6 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. 6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

Posts tagged ‘Satire’

THE PUBLIC DOES NOT KNOW WHICH LIAR TO BELIEVE?

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The current scenario can be summed up with the classical political comment, “The public does not know which liar to believe?”

Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the Lord will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

SIX SUPER INJUNCTIONS

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It is being claimed there are now 6 active super injunctions in N.Ireland.  The claim is made in a local newspaper.

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For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.

 

“THAT ONLY PEOPLE WITH THE HIGHEST INTEGRITY AT GOVERNMENT LEVEL WILL BE INVOLVED”

A real whopper of phraseology stands out in the latest article about banksters, crooked politicians and general con-men. All homegrown or course.

“That only people with the highest integrity at government level will be involved and the returns look very, very good.”

That they may do evil with both hands earnestly, the prince asketh, and the judge asketh for a reward; and the great man, he uttereth his mischievous desire: so they wrap it up.

HAVE A LAUGH AT THE EXPENSE OF MEDIA WHOREDOM

The Guardian are now posting begging advertisements on their website. Good to see Media Whoredom admit they are suffering a monetary shortage.

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Begging advert from the Guardian.

If they were not so out of touch with the general public they would not be suffering.

The UK MSM got Brexit wrong, now they have got the USA elections wrong, who cares if many of them go out of business?

All the news anyone needs can be found in the Bible and you can read it for free!

WE ARE INTELLECTUAL PROSTITUTES

One night, probably in 1880, John Swinton, then the preeminent New York journalist, was the guest of honour at a banquet given him by the leaders of his craft.

Someone who knew neither the press nor Swinton offered a toast to the independent press.

Swinton outraged his colleagues by replying: There is no such thing, at this date of the world’s history, in America, as an independent press. You know it and I know it.

There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with.

Others of you are paid similar salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone.

The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press?

We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes.”

There are NO newspapers in the UK worth buying!

Proverbs 6:16-19

16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

SATIRE ON THE AMERICAN ELECTIONS

Someone has posted the cover of TIME magazine as a satirical comment on the American elections.

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How long will it be before Donald Trump runs to the Vatican in order to grovel to the Pope Of Rome?

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Trump, Clinton with Cardinal Timothy Dolan at the Al Smith dinner.

Note, Clinton, Trump and Cardinal Timothy Dolan all together at the Al Smith dinner. I can only presume they are laughing at the American public!

GEO-POLITICS FOR DUMMIES

GEO-POLITICS FOR ULTRA EXTREME DUMMIES

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You do not really understand this, do you?

Revelation 18:3 For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.

THE “LOLITA EXPRESS”

On at least five occasions, Clinton dumped his Secret Service detail for the flights, according to FOX NEWS.

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Proverbs 6:16-19

16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

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OFF LINE AND BUFFOON OF THE YEAR

Last week my modem stopped working, as a consequence I was off line from last Saturday to Thursday.  It takes a few days to catch up with all the news.

One thing did catch my attention. The leading contender for “BUFFOON of 2016” has emerged.

It is a guy called Dee Stitt, he is hilarious only he does not realise it!

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Someone needs to explain to him what is really going on in the USA and what “HOMELAND SECURITY” really means.

“Homeland security” in reality means ROMELAND SECURITY but the majority of Americans are too far gone to realise it!

You can hear Mr Stitt in a recording from the Nolan Show.

‘We’re here to defend North Down, from anybody” – Charter NI CEO Dee Stitt – Pt.1

Don`t think you will need to hear part two but it is available if you want to.

Naturally Mr Stitt is aligned with the lying, deceiving, treacherous, cowardly Kincora Old Boys Association.

Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.