Proverbs 3:5+6 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. 6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

Posts tagged ‘Satire’

ORANGE VOLUNTEERS WANT TO BE LEGALISED!

Two members of the “Orange Volunteers,” a proscribed organisation, want to be “legalised.”

Here they are in the picture below.

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The “New Ulster” spawned by the GFA, has become “Monty Python” in real life!!

Just goes to show how inept and misguided the so-called “Loyalists” who negotiated the GFA really are!!

Isaiah 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

SIR PINK PANTHER

Whenever Sir Pink Panther comes to the fore during “negotiations,” you can be sure the end result will be a massive “sell-out” or a massive “climb down” for “political unionism.”

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Sir Pink Panther

He is incapable of doing anything else!

Malachi 1:14 But cursed be the deceiver, which hath in his flock a male, and voweth, and sacrificeth unto the Lord a corrupt thing: for I am a great King, saith the Lord of hosts, and my name is dreadful among the heathen.

WHAT DO THE “BODY LANGUAGE EXPERTS” MAKE OF THIS?

One of the great things which came about with the advent of the internet, is the easy accessibility of great historic photos/images of every genre.

A huge amount of photos from all era`s of N.Ireland can be seen at many different sources.

I have come  across this one, which instinctively makes me think, it would be a great one for “Body language experts” to study.

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Body Language

It is not possible to be exactly precise about the date or the venue but it is obviously from the early 1970s when the UDA must have been at it`s peak.

The picture includes an MP, various other political personalities and a couple of “leading UDA figures,” one of which is Tommy Herron.

When you study the picture however, it is none of these figures which are impressive. The individual who exudes an aura of “power and confidence” is the figure with the beard and sun-glasses.

I wonder who he is?

Some time ago I wrote an article on the subject of “Body language.”

IS THERE REALLY SUCH A THING AS “BODY LANGUAGE?”

The book of proverbs discusses “body language.”

Proverbs 6:16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION

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UTV is carrying a story about sodomania.  

Just after the Leave vote victory, I published an article providing a great solution to these people`s problems.

Some of the individuals mentioned in the article have now left the political stage but the main idea is still applicable.

Here is a link to the article. THE ISSUE OF “GAY RIGHTS” SOLVED

Most of these people are unaware that all their activities are merely fulfilling Biblical end-time prophecies.

1 Kings 15:9-12

9 And in the twentieth year of Jeroboam king of Israel reigned Asa over Judah.

10 And forty and one years reigned he in Jerusalem. And his mother’s name was Maachah, the daughter of Abishalom.

11 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the Lord, as did David his father.

12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE HIM YOU DO NOT NEED ENEMIES

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Trump`s slip-up

Proverbs 11:13 A talebearer revealeth secrets: but he that is of a faithful spirit concealeth the matter.

14 Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude of counsellors there is safety.

THE PUBLIC DOES NOT KNOW WHICH LIAR TO BELIEVE?

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The current scenario can be summed up with the classical political comment, “The public does not know which liar to believe?”

Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the Lord will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

SIX SUPER INJUNCTIONS

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It is being claimed there are now 6 active super injunctions in N.Ireland.  The claim is made in a local newspaper.

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For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.