THE GREAT NAME FRANCHISE

Have you ever noticed the spectacular nature of the names use by North American Football and Ice Hockey teams?

Well, two more spectacular sounding names are available for franchise to the highest bidders. They can be used for American football, Soccer, Ice Hockey, Basketball, as a matter of fact they could be used for a whole host of things.

The first name for franchise is;

“THE BALLYMENA LEMMINGS.”

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Anyone who wants to purchase a franchise for this name should contact the Franchise holder, he is known as TumbleDown Dick Lundy Junior, he is also known as Ian Paisley Junior MP.

The second name for franchise is;

“THE DUNDONALD PYGMIES.”

Anyone who wants to purchase a franchise for this name should contact the Franchise holders, they are known as Mr and Mrs Pygmy of Dundonald. They hold the franchise for everything that moves or grows in the Dundonald area.

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The husband usually deals with all the negotiations, he is known as Mr Pygmy Punt. He is also known as the leader of the Kincora Old Boys Association.

Mr Pygmy Punt is known to be willing to sell anything as long as the price is right. He will sell a country, a political party, a colleague or any number of colleagues, his wife, you name it and he will sell it!

Mark 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

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