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70 YEARS AGO

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Just imagine if you could go back in time, to the day when David Ben Gurion declared Israel`s independence and you had the duty to speak after Ben Gurion finished?

Everyone in the room, including the world`s press is eagerly waiting to hear what you are going to say!

Then you get up to speak and you say, “Everyone is celebrating today, but in 70 years time, Israel will become one of the worst countries in the world for having self-confessed perverts as it`s citizens. It will also become one of the worst countries in the world for having self- confessed pervert festivals!!”

What do you think the reaction would have been?

I suspect there would have been a very strong possibility you would have been quickly shot dead or lynched!

Nevertheless, on the 8th June 2018, Tel Aviv will hold it`s self-confessed perverts parade.

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Tel Aviv self-confessed pervert capital

In the past, some reports have described it as the biggest parade in the world!

There are plenty of other parades all over Israel!

Naturally the MSM in Israel is delighted with all this activity. “The Times Of Israel” seems particularly delighted!

Eight other cities have pride parades in the coming weeks. The Tel Aviv parade will be held on June 8. In Haifa there will be a parade on June 22; in Beersheba on June 28; in Rishon Lezion on June 29; in Ashdod on July 6; in Hadera on July 13; in Rehovot on July 19, and in Jerusalem on August 2.

At the end of the age God does not call Jerusalem by the name Jerusalem, he calls it SODOM AND EGYPT.

Revelation 11:3 ¶ And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.
4 These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth.
5 And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.
6 These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.
7 And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.
8 And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified.
9 And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves.
10 And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.
11 And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.
12 And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.
13 And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

WALKIN, TALKIN, SITTIN, JUMPIN, SHOUTIN, SCREAMIN WITH RA5

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

The doubly deluded individual below is the head man of the IRA/MI5 political party in N.Ireland.

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The doubly deluded head honcho of RA5. She is always, walkin and talkin and shoutin and screamin. She is hilarious!

As it takes too long to type out “the IRA/MI5 political party,”  inspiration has been given to me, to find yet another abbreviation.

From now on I will refer to it as RA5.

Sinn Feinn=IRA/MI5 political party=RA5

There used to be video clips of  her available and it was an absolute scream listening to them!  Her diction is really bad, and her verbal communication skills are atrocious. She speaks at a mile a minute, for about a minute and a half non stop, and at the end of it no one knows what she has been talking about!!

She cannot say, “I was walking and talking and listening and looking and watching,” if she tried to say that, it would go viral on the internet.

She would say, “I was walkin un talkin un listenin and lukkin un watchin.”

Naturally she wants a united SG and she is totally in love with the AK.

A friend and I had a great laugh at her expense the other day.

On a more serious note, if she was a “Unionist politician” the MSM in N.Ireland would lambast her for her very poor diction and verbal communication skills.

Since she is a terrorist supporter, a GS supporter and an AK lover, they give her a free ride and make her to be some sort of female intellectual, whom other females should aspire to be like.

The odious and deluded individual in the picture below, is yet one more local political party leader who loves the AK.

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Another deluded party leader who loves the AK

She is similar to “Walkin un talkin” but you do  not get a good laugh at her, because she is just a total bore.

Here diction is much better than the diction of, “Walkin un talkin,” but she does have the similar motor mouth style of verbal delivery.

Usually an interviewer will ask her a question, and she will go on for about a minute and a half, rapid fire verbal torrent, at the end of it, she has made no point and the listeners have no clue what she has been on about!

As this woman just happens to be an extreme liberal, the local MSM give her an easy ride and make her out to be a formidable political force.

Forgive me for making a point which I have made a number of time before.

Nigel Farage is probably one of the most hated men in the UK, however, I hold the opinion that much of the hatred is based on sheer jealously.

I suspect that many people do not really hate him for the views he holds, they really hate him because they are jealous of his verbal communication skills, and his ability to make his point in just a short space of time. Here is just one random example below.

2 Thess 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

THIS SHOULD BECOME A GREAT NEW UK TRADITION, BURNING AK FLAGS

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

This should become a great new UK tradition. The burning of AK flags on bonfires, it would be great if the whole of the UK had bonfires on either the 23rd, or 24th of June every year, to mark the Leave victory.

The video below show a bonfire in North Belfast in 2016, built to celebrate the 12th celebrations. The flag of Antichrist`s Kingdom can be seen on the top.

When ever children ask their parents, “Why are they burning that flag?”, the parents will be able to tell their children, “That is the flag of the Antichrist`s Kingdom.”

Which is the best day to celebrate the Leave victory, is it the 23rd of June, the day of the poll or is it the 24th of June, the day when the result is officially confirmed?

Perhaps it would be best to make the 23rd of June and the 24th of June both public holidays to celebrate the Leave victory on an annual basis?

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FLAG OF THE AK

Proverbs 22:6  Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

AK AND GOD`S PROVIDENCE

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

In the early hours of the morning, the Lord put into my mind the perfect abbreviation which to use, when referring to what is commonly known as the EU.

AK is the perfect abbreviation  for the EU, AK stands for Antichrist`s Kingdom, it is so simple, I am very shocked I had never noticed this earlier.

From now on I will be referring to the EU as the AK.

For example, the flag of the AK is below.

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FLAG OF THE AK

The loathsome, slime ball in the picture below is the current President of the AK.

The picture below shows the interior of the AK Parliament in Brussels.

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THE AK PARLIAMENT IN BRUSSELS

The Providence of God is a wonderful Biblical study. Esther is the generally most well-known book of the Bible when it comes to illustrating God`s providence.

It tells the story of how a young Hebrew woman was raised to a position of high authority in the most dominant Empire of her day.

There is a widely believed notion that the book of Esther is unique, because it is the one book of the Bible in which the name of God never appears.

This is not so, the name of God does appear in the book of Esther but it is hidden in the most amazing way in the Hebrew scriptures.

I think I would be right in saying the verse below, is the most famous verse from the book of Esther.

Esther 4:14 For if thou altogether holdest thy peace at this time, then shall there enlargement and deliverance arise to the Jews from another place; but thou and thy father’s house shall be destroyed: and who knoweth whether thou art come to the kingdom for such a time as this?

Providence has worked in the most incredible way over the last few months. Just think,  a few months ago the stage was set for David Lundy MP to become a key figure in the history of the UK and world affairs.

At just the key moment when the UK needed a strong, fearless figure to sound the warning about the AK being a key component part of the end times strong delusion, David Lundy MP sadly misread the providence of God and walked into shame and political oblivion!

He could have become the UK`s political saviour but he blew it!

2 Thess 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Nevertheless, David`s great loss has become Dr Willie McLundy`s great gain!

Dr Willie McLundy has now emerged on the public and political stage at the perfect time! His new role in the House Of Horrors has provided him with the public platform to sound the alarm.

Plus, Willie`s doctor of theology title, means he has the proper theological credibility in which to make public pronouncements on Biblical prophecy.

Willie is exactly the right man, at the right time, to sound the right alarm.

Just imagine the world-wide reaction there will be when Dr Willie McLundy stands up in the House of Horrors and boldly proclaims to the UK MSM, that  the AK is a key component part of the end times delusion and the UK must leave the AK immediately!

Willie will make Donald Trump look like a wimp and a looser!

Here are two video clips of Dr Willie McLundy singing, “The Preacher On The Fence.”

One of the videos is authentic and the other is a fake. See if you can decide which one is the fake and which one is authentic?

This one is the Edward Parker Jones production.

This one is the Dr Willie McLundy production.

Could it possibly be the case, that the stories about Dr Willie McLundy cavorting with rent boys and having a Super Injunction are not true?

Perhaps the whole thing has been one great misunderstanding and it was actually another Willie McCrea MP who was being referred to?

The death of Willie McCrea?

If you apply the principle below, it should be easy for you to decide which Dr Willie McLundy video is the authentic one and which one is fake?

James 1:5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

KOTA

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Since we have been graciously given the opportunity, to live in a historic era relating to world affairs, by the providence of God, there is a small matter I wish to clarify.

Naturally, I am referring to the ongoing debate regarding the UK`s links with the EU.

Personally speaking, I do not like referring to the EU by using the term EU, as this is not a suitable euphemism which accurately portrays the Satanic nature of the beast.

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As it takes to long to type out the theologically correct title which is, “The Kingdom Of The Antichrist,” when posting on social media, I have decided to use the abbreviation KOTA.

So, in future when I use the term KOTA it will be referring to, “The Kingdom Of The Antichrist.”

Here is some Biblical music.

The words are from Deut 20

1 When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

2 And it shall be, when ye are come nigh unto the battle, that the priest shall approach and speak unto the people,

3 And shall say unto them, Hear, O Israel, ye approach this day unto battle against your enemies: let not your hearts faint, fear not, and do not tremble, neither be ye terrified because of them;

4 For the LORD your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you.

THE MOST INTERESTING ARTICLE ABOUT BREXIT

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Since the Leave victory in 2016, a huge volume of articles have been produced from various sources attempting to deal with the scenario.

None of it is worth reading or listening to!

On Ivan Foster`s website he is advertising a booklet specifically dealing with God`s purpose for the British Isles.

It is the only article written, which is worth reading, since the whole Brexit debate began.

Don`t worry, you don`t have to pay anything to read it, you can view it online for free.

Here is the link to the article.

Some time ago I posted an article dealing with the subject on another site.

THE ULTIMATE CHECKMATE.

I have now updated the article, THE ULTIMATE CHECKMATE, FIRST UPDATE.

Some enterprising local “journalist” should be able to get a good story out of the booklet. He or she, could ask the question, “Is the Free Presbyterian Church advocating a United Ireland?”

Daniel 2:19 Then was the secret revealed unto Daniel in a night vision. Then Daniel blessed the God of heaven.
20 Daniel answered and said, Blessed be the name of God for ever and ever: for wisdom and might are his:
21 And he changeth the times and the seasons: he removeth kings, and setteth up kings: he giveth wisdom unto the wise, and knowledge to them that know understanding:
22 He revealeth the deep and secret things: he knoweth what is in the darkness, and the light dwelleth with him.
23 I thank thee, and praise thee, O thou God of my fathers, who hast given me wisdom and might, and hast made known unto me now what we desired of thee: for thou hast now made known unto us the king’s matter.

LUNDYISM`S LAMENT, Silver threads and Golden Needles

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Watch David Lundy, aka David Simpson sing Lundyism`s Lament, “Silver threads and Golden Needles.”

Over the years, it has been a great source of amusement and satisfaction to see the disintegration of the Lundyism within the Official Unionist party, now it is a great source of amusement and satisfaction to see the disintegration of the Lundyism within the DUP.

Another great track for the DUP`s greatest hits album!

Just imagine how great it would be to live in the days of Revelation 19:11-21??

Revelation 19:11¶ And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CLIFF?

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Cliff Richard is getting lots of MSM coverage at the minute. Personally speaking, I believe it is all one big con operation which is being carried out.

I believe the real reason behind this court hearing, is to discredit and intimidate any witnesses who are willing to give evidence at the Abuse Inquiries relating to a VIP paedo ring, or perhaps a number of VIP paedo rings.

Here is a short video, just watch it and then make your own mind up?

One thing you can be sure of, is the fact that Cliff is most definitely not a Christian, despite what he claims!

If Cliff were a Christian, the first thing he would have done would be make a recording of a beautiful hymn titled, “What Tho Clouds Are Hovering O`er Me,” as soon as he was regenerate.

1 What tho’ clouds are hov’ring o’er me,
And I seem to walk alone,
Longing ‘mid my cares and crosses,
For the joys that now are flown,
If I’ve Jesus, “Jesus only,”
Then my sky will have a gem;
He’s a Sun of brightest splendor,
And the Star of Bethlehem.

2 What tho’ all my earthly journey
Bringeth naught but weary hours,
And, in grasping for life’s roses,
Thorns I find instead of flow’rs,
If I’ve Jesus, “Jesus only,”
I possess a cluster rare;
He’s the “Lily of the Valley,”
And the “Rose of Sharon” fair.

3 What tho’ all my heart is yearning
For the lov’d of long ago,
Bitter lessons sadly learning
From the shadowy page of woe,
If I’ve Jesus, “Jesus only,”
He’ll be with me to the end;
And, unseen by mortal vision,
Angel bands will o’er me bend.

4 When I soar to realms of glory,
And an entrance I await,
If I’ve followed “Jesus only!”
Wide will ope the pearly gate;
When I join the heav’nly chorus,
And the angel hosts I see,
Precious Jesus, “Jesus only,”
Will my theme of rapture be.

Thy hymn uses the same tune as the hymn, “Here is love vast as the ocean.”

Given Cliff`s singing ability, his contacts in the music industry and his high media profile, he would have produced a very large hit.

When you are in a tight spot and the only “Celebrity” willing to be publicly seen with you is Gloria Hunniford, you have real big problems!

It looks like 99.99 percent of the UK`s celebrity circus does not want to be linked with Cliff in any shape or form!!

The UK`s MSM is totally corrupt and spineless!

2 Timothy 3:13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

YOSSER WELLS

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

For some reason this guy is getting a lot of publicity at the minute, I cannot understand why?

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Yosser Wells “Giv is a job”

He is just another, every day, run of the mill lundy, who was delighted to go into government with the IRA/MI5 political party.

Do you remember Yosser  Hughs who became famous in the TV series, “The Boys From The Black Stuff”?

Jim Lundy Wells has now become Yosser Wells, “Giv is a job, go on giv is a job” 

In the long run, lundyism does not pay!

Pr 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;