IS IT THE FIRST OF APRIL OR THE FIRST OF JANUARY?

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You could be forgiven for thinking it is April Fool`s day when you read this story about UK driving licences.

No doubt the masterminds of “Political Unionism” will be planning a major campaign to address this insult to the Unionist community.

The Transport secretary, Claire Perry will be terrified when she finds out she is dealing with the geniuses of “Political Unionism.” What will she do when she hears they are working out the various steps in their “Graduated Response” to the “Driving licence crisis?”

Poor Claire will not know what hit her when she tangles with the Kincora Old Boys Association, lol lol lol

Proverbs 26:1-12 “Political Unionism” summed up in 12 verses.

1 As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool.

2 As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the curse causeless shall not come.

3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool’s back.

Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.

Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.

He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool cutteth off the feet, and drinketh damage.

7 The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools.

8 As he that bindeth a stone in a sling, so is he that giveth honour to a fool.

9 As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable in the mouths of fools.

10 The great God that formed all things both rewardeth the fool, and rewardeth transgressors.

11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

12 Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more hope of a fool than of him.

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