What about getting a community grant to encourage young people to take part in the arts?  We could have a competition to see which young person could re-write this famous folk song “The Black Velvet Band.”

The idea would be to change the title and then use the lyrics to tell the story of “The Black Plastic Bag.”

About a  £50,000 grant should get the show on the road. No doubt there are many young people out there who could do this easily.

Everyone likes this, it is really an allegory about Gerry and J118 being “British agents” anyway.

Ecc 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh ; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;