Satire

ONLY FOOLS AND LUNDIES

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

 

The pathetic representatives of extreme Lundyism are queuing up once again to met the con-man Dickie Haass. They do not even have the wit or backbone to publicly declare, “We will not meet with you until the lodges at the Woodvale Road are allowed to finish their parade.”

I cannot understand how anyone would even consider voting for any of these duplicitous cretins? “The children of Belial,” is an apt description for them.

Deut 13:13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;

PANASONIC 520 IN THE PARK

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Forgot to mention yesterday that the Panasonic 520 Camcorder had been on sale in the Argos Spring/Summer 2013 catalogue for £449.  I have a copy of the catalogue in the house for proof.

So, it is not too bad if you can pick it up now for £260 or less?

Spent this morning in a park walking the dog and practising using the camera, especially the ZOOM.

Some of the video clips were filmed from well over 200 yards away, particularly the football clips.

Here is the video below for anyone who may be thinking of purchasing a camcorder to see the results. Though you should remember I have not quite the hang of using it properly yet.

The sound recorder picks up noise really well, so I have removed all the sound and added some music soundtracks.  It is the sort of music those who are retiring from work may like. Particularly Judith, I have read she is retiring and has been offered some post as a “security consultant” or something.

Proverbs 11:27 He that diligently seeketh good procureth favour: but he that seeketh mischief, it shall come unto him.

PANASONIC 520 AT TWADDELL AVENUE

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FLIP POCKET CAMCORDER

FLIP POCKET CAMCORDER

Due to my Flip video pocket camcorder being confiscated by the Antichrist`s PSNI, I had to purchase another camcorder.  Eventually arriving at the decision to purchase a Panasonic 520.

PANASONIC 520

PANASONIC 520

At the minute I am just getting used to the new Panasonic camcorder but it seems like an excellent purchase. Curry`s are selling them for £260, they were giving you a 10% discount voucher on the £289 price when you purchased.  No doubt there is a good chance you may be able to pick them up cheaper in early January.

Some video clips will be uploaded here to give people a chance to see what they think of the camera, just in case someone is looking to buy one in the next few weeks.

The video below was shot at Twaddell Ave earlier in the evening.  Any shakiness in the video is my fault, not the fault of the camcorder, as I was busy talking when I was using the camera.  You will notice there is a really excellent zoom facility on the camera, though I have not got the knack of using it properly yet.

Still, it means you can film close-ups of the Pope`s PSNI from a good distance away. lol lol lol

2 Kings 9:24 And Jehu drew a bow with his full strength, and smote Jehoram between his arms, and the arrow went out at his heart, and he sunk down in his chariot.

BUFFOON BAGGOTT OUT

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There is only one problem with getting rid of Buffoon Baggott, there will be nobody to laugh at when he goes. Too bad the situation is so dire, we will have to sacrifice the bizarre humour he brings, we must keep a sense of propriety.

I wonder if any other Police Force in the whole of the UK will be willing to take him?

1 Sam 25:17 Now therefore know and consider what thou wilt do; for evil is determined against our master, and against all his household: for he is such a son of Belial, that a man cannot speak to him.

THE NORTH DOWN CONNECTION

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

A hilarious exposure of the Pope`s PSNI has occurred with the release of Jamie Bryson`s audio tapes online. The real life PSNI are an even more ridiculous organistion than the one portrayed in the satirical “Give My Head Peace.”

Here is a suitable video clip of Billy the Pope`s PSNI peeler in “the North Down Connection.”

Jamie Bryson`s audio tapes can be heard at this link.  They ought to carry a health warning, “Do not laugh too hard or you will end up with sore ribs.”

The Pope`s PSNI are the most ridiculous police force in the whole world. Looks like the entire high command needs booted out.

Should be some fun when I publish my interview tapes online. I think I will sell them to the highest MSM bidder and give the proceeds to charity. lol lol lol lol

Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

PSNI;THE MUSICAL

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Here is a musical revealing the history and the ethos of the PSNI.

Rev 13:4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST

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This is a party political broadcast on behalf of The PPPP, it is aimed specifically at the upcoming Euro elections next May.

Don`t forget Vote 1,2,3 PPPP


Ecc 7:6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.

LOUIE GOES TO TWADDELL AVENUE

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Louie Di Palma goes to Twaddell Avenue and says, “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

You won`t understand this unless you have been to Twaddell Avenue and seen the Pope`s PSNI in action.  They make the Keystone Cops look like a professional outfit.

Baggott Out!  Judy In !!!

Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.