The following could be classified as Hymns, however they could also be classified as Psalms or Spiritual songs as well. I suppose the Charades Commission will have to adjudicate whether they can be played or not!
This is from the Pentateuch so it could be classified as a hymn, some of the phrases are found the Psalms, so it could be classed as Psalm like. The music is modern, I guess that would make it a “Spiritual song,” we will just have to wait to the Charades Commission decide.
This could be classed as a hymn as it is from the Song of Solomon. However it is sung to modern music so I suppose it could be described as a “Spiritual song.” Another one for the Charades commission to adjudicate.
This is a definite no no. It is obviously a secular pop song and could also be misinterpreted as “sexist” in today`s politically correct climate.
Ephesians 5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.
The Charades Commmission seem to have had all their arrogance knocked out their heads. They seem to be too spineless to make a decision regarding the Covenant Day Parades.
I have decided to help them by categorising a tiny sample of the hymns the bands could play if the so wish. If you take time to a bit of Bible study you will find they all attack the erronous doctrines of Babylonian Roman Catholicism!
It is also the German National anthem. As you well know the Germans now own Southern Ireland.
Ephesians 5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.
It is hard to believe the spineless OO leadership could have come up with this decision. Surely the bands must have had a major input to the decision?
The beauty of the present choice to play hymns means the bands have a huge range of hymns to pick from. All the hymns have wonderful tunes. Best of all most of the hymns which the bands play were written when Protestants had a far better grasp of theology than they do today!!!!!!!! lol lol lol
The words of many of the hymns refute the theological errors of Babylonian Roman Catholicism in a much more effective way than any theologically deficient OO leadership personality could ever do!
Just to clarify the situation, the OO must make it clear they are not taking the option to play hymns because they regard Roman Catholicism as Christianity, it is not, it never has been and it never will be!
Just by the way, the hymn above was played by the band leading the parade which passed by the Donegall st Masshouse on the last Saturday of August.
Ephesians 5:19
Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
Colossians 3:16
Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.
This may seem complicated if you happen to badly misinformed about what is really happening in the People`s Papal Terrocratic Republic of the New Ulster.
Below we have Willie McLundy number one. He is the Willie which has been lately posing as a fearless “Unionist MP.” Not only that, he is bringing out a brand new XMAS musical album titled “Telling the story.” It is scheduled to be released at the Spectrum Center, Shankill Rd on the Saturday 13th October at 7:30 pm.
Willie still masquerades as a Pink Presbyterian preacherette, as far as I know!
Willie McLundy “Fearless Unionist MP????????????”
Now we come to Willie number two.
Willie McLundy Prominent member of the Super Injunction Defenders LOL
This Willie McLundy is a prominent member of the Super Injunction Defenders LOL. It may be hard for people to believe that Willie McLundy number 2 could actually go about pretending to be a fearless leader of “Unionism” while having a Super Injunction covering up a big scandal!! Even worse how could he bring out a new “Gospel album” while indulging in such skullduggery at the same time?
It would be simpler for us to decide which Willie is the real Willie, if the Pink Presbyterians issued a statement saying, “None of our Preacherettes have a Super Injunction or any other type of court order.” Alas they fail to do so and have failed to do so for a very long time!
Which Willie do you think is the real Willie? I will give you a famous Bible verse which will help you decide.
Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?
Beware of scaremongers on Facebook who are propagating a myth that you will be arrested or prosecuted for breaking any of the Super Injunctions which are in force in N.Ireland. If this were true I would be prosecuted a very long time ago!
I will not be prosecuted today, I will not be prosecuted tomorrow and I will not be prosecuted at any time in the future for saying, “Willie McLundy has a Super Injunction!”
There is no “legal lion” prowling the streets of N.Ireland waiting to eat the first one who breaks a Super Injunction.
Do you really think I am going to be prosecuted for displaying this video? lol lol lol.
Solomon was quite the satirist wasn`t he?
Proverbs 22:13 The slothful man saith, There is a lion without, I shall be slain in the streets.
Proverbs 26:13 The slothful man saith, There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets.
Apparently the “quiet talks” going on between the OO, the Kincora Old Boys and the Babylonian RC priests have produced a masterstroke of genius which will resolve the parading issue for all time.
It has been decided a very special new lodge will be formed called “The Super Injunction Defenders LOL.” To qualify for membership you will need to have a Super Injunction or be some one who will certainly need one sometime in the future. A new band will be formed to lead this lodge and the new band will called “The YRV,” which stands for The Young Rentboy Volunteers.
Some further innovations have been instated in the new lodge`s constitution. They have decided to adopt the Jesuit maxim, “Black is White and White is Black,” with a slight alteration.
The maxim of the Super Injunction Defenders will be, “Orange is Pink and Pink is Orange!”
Another innovation is adopting Luther`s famous quote “Here I stand, I can do not other!” as a motto text on their collarettes. Though it will be altered to read “Here I hide, I can do no other!”
The TRV band which will lead the lodge has been granted a special dispensation to play certain musical tunes outside every Chapel they pass. They will play, “In the Navy,” and “YMCA,” tunes which are all inclusive and known world wide.
What will be unique about this particular lodge is the fact it will be the first “UNISEX” lodge. They already have one female member. There is no sex discrimination in this lodge, if you are a female of any age or background and you have a Super Injunction, you are in!
Finally, and you may have guessed it, the Lodge banner will be pink with a blue trim! All the lodge members will wear lovely pink collarettes, they will stand out a mile at any parade they attend.
To coincide with the launch of the brand new and unique lodge, Willie McLundy is bringing out a very new musical piece. It is based on the well known hymn “Amazing Grace.” A re-modelled version specially concocted by Willie will be called “Amazing Super Injunction.” It goes something like this….. Amazing Super Injunction, how great thou art, that saved a wretch like me……”
The lodge and band will be making it`s first outing on Covenant Day 29th September 2012. Should be great scenes of excitement when the bands stop to play outside the Chapels. The priests will all go wild with excitement and will join in the singing, you can be sure of it!
Just remember one thing, unscrupulous people are spreading rumours The Super Injunction Defenders LOL are a front organisation for the sinister “Pink Hand Defenders,” led by the ruthless Willie Donaldson. There is not an ounce of truth in any of these rumours, please disregard them!
Here is the Super Injunction Defenders LOL first Public Relations video!
1 Cor 4:5
5. Therefore judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come, who both will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, and will make manifest the counsels of the hearts: and then shall every man have praise of God.
Tomorrow night the presbytery of the Pink Presbyterian Church will meet to elect a new PopeLundy. He will be officially named PopeLundy the third. It is their custom to meet on the first friday of September every year to do this.
For many years the Pinkies have carefully guarded a great secret. Hidden away in the Co Down country side near Banbridge they have a CHOCOLATE SOLDIER FACTORY . The production line has been running for quite a few years churning out the ultimate type of CHOCOLATE SOLDIER.
Many of these CHOCOLATE SOLDIERS are members of the “Loyal Orders” and at least two of them are the proud owners of brand new shiny SUPER INJUNCTIONS.
Above is a rare picture of the CHOCOLATE SOLDIER FACTORY with chocolate soldiers of various shapes and sizes. It is important these CHOCOLATE SOLDIERS are kept well away from the heat.
Unfortunately PopeLundy1 plunged the whole factory into the furnace of afflication in 2006 and the heat has damaged them beyond repair.
They have had 6 years to put out a public statement declaring the St Andrews Agreement to be “Unethical, Unscriptural and Immoral,” it is now obvious that they are never going to do so!
The amazing thing about all these COCHOLATE SOLDIERS is their ability to pass themselves of as “Bible believing Protestants.” The fact they have been able to do this just illustrates what a marvellous factory they were running for all these years!
Judith`s lover, Gerry Kelly, claimed it was the UVF. The UVF have now denied it. The police are very reluctant to reveal who is respsonsible, now I will reveal all.
Apparently it is the PINK HAND DEFENDERS. You can see their crest below. For some reason they have changed “No Surrender” to “WE SURRENDER!”
The dreaded PINK HAND DEFENDERS crest.
They are some sort of doomsday organisation lead by Willie Donaldson. It is an organisation made up of a large collection of dangerous weirdo`s of all shapes and sizes.
It is suspected they use the codeword “RENTBOYS” when they want to claim their atrocities. Please pass this information on to the Pope`s PSNI, though they probably will not believe you.
If you have never heard of Willie Donaldson and want to do more research into him use these links below Willie`s picture. Who does he look like? He looks like Sean Bean does he not?
Check out video IDF Women 2. If it does not detect any porn on your computer it will play “No Pope Here!” then it will play “Pretty Woman” then it will play the latest Super Injunction video. If it detects porn on your computer it installs a virus which wrecks your hard drive.
It will soon be the time of year when Pink Presbyterians elect a new Pope. This time it will be Pope Lundy the third. I have no idea who they will elect but we can be certain about two things.
1. He will be a fully functioning chocolate soldier!
2. He will NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER denounce the present Terrrocratic structure at Stormont as “Unbiblical, Unethical and Immoral!”
Rev 3:14-18
14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God;
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
17 Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:
18 I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.
William Churchill Calvin Algernon Marion Donaldson MP Representing the South Lagan Constituency. aka Willie Donaldson MP aka Freda Walker.
Have just started producing a new screen play for Sean Bean he seems to have taken to playing the role of perverts like a duck to water lately, for some strange reason.
It is about a “Unionist” MP from N.Ireland. Sean Bean will really love playing the lead part, probably be willing to do it for free! At the minute I intend to title it “THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.” Obviously a suitable movie soundtrack to go with it will be a best seller.
He is called Willie Donaldson MP and he is the Westminster representative for the South Lagan constituency. Willie is the archetypal staunch “Ulster Unionist.” It would “turn his stomach” to have anything to do with IRA/MI5. His longsuffering wife is called Rachel, a good Biblical Protestant name. Nuala McKeever will love the part!!
His career gets a real boost when he becomes closely linked to Dr Pastry a firebrand “Protestant” leader of sorts. Riding on the crest of Dr Pastry`s formidable popularity guarantees Willie`s initial success!
The nemesis of Willie and Dr Pastry is Adam Geralds who just happens to be the eldest son of the only paedophile in the UK MI5 did not know of or blackmail !!
All goes well with Willie and his family for decades then disaster strikes, some unknown and manipulative individual gives Rupert Murdoch the details of Willie`s dark secret. This leads us to the Super Injunction fiasco. Alternatively we could have the terrible secret coming to light via the “Hacking scandal.”
Poor Willie once a great hero in the eyes of many, now faces a terrible dilemma! He is being blackmailed to do a deal which will ensure his loyal supporters are grossly betrayed, what will Willie do? A hesitant Willie is put under real pressure when the wife of his party leader is outed as a man eating, money grabbing, drug taking, lying deceiver, who had been masquarading as a “born again Christian” for decades! All this is warning that Willie better play ball.
How does Willie end up? What will he do?
Does he commit suicide?
Does he get lynched by former supporters he has duped?
Does he get away with the lot and die a hero? Protected by MI5?
Does he publicly admit everything in the well worn style of the TV evangelist? Then reinvent himself as a country and western type gospel singer?
I know, we could let the viewers decide what the ending should be!!
That is all for now folks! It is really hard making all this up, if you have any ideas how we can broaden this out, please let me know. It will be updated as further artistic inspiration is given!! If Sean Bean is not interested, I am sure Kenny Branagh or Liam Neeson will jump at the project!
Ecc 1:9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
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