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RED HAND ZOE DEFIES HER CRITICS

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A highly defiant Red Hand Zoe!

Read Hand Zoe has returned to Twitter and seems to be more defiant than ever.  She is posting a really great picture of Kate and Billy!

Billy and Kate looking extremely happy!

Billy and Kate must be the only Royals or leading political  figures in the world who have never grovelled to the Antichrist!!  Not yet anyway??

Psalm 1:1-3
1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.
3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

RED HAND ZOE TAKES A STAND FOR ULSTER

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Red Hand Zoe

Red Hand Zoe Salmon has been given big newspaper coverage in the Belfast Telegraph.  According to her profile she is claiming to be a “Christian” broadcaster and lawyer.

Who knows what may happen next?  Perhaps the sheeple in the Kincora Old Boys Association will rebel and get rid of the rogue and wimp Peter Punt. They could then replace him with Red Hand Zoe, she is most likely more of a Christian than they have proven themselves to be.  I am sure Zoe has no Super Injunctions either!!

Proverbs 12:4
A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.

Proverbs 31:10
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

LOOK WHAT THEY ARE BRINGING OUT NOW??

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Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

Dragon In Dreams are intending to bring out a 1/6 scale figure of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.

What next a 1/6th scale figure of PopeLundy the first?

Rev 18:1-3
1 And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory.
2 And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
3 For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.

WAIT TO NELSON HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!

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THE MORON`S BIBLE
OR THE MV AS IT IS BETTER KNOWN

 

Lo and behold, after looking through a few of  Nuala “Micky`s Ma” McKeever`s columns I have discovered Nuala has been wittering on about “the loony Christian right-wing,”  That is the words she used.

“But hold on just another moment. What’s this? The National Trust has caved in to pressure from the loony Christian right-wing and allowed them to have their fairy tale beliefs presented in the visitors’ exhibition?
What the heck?”

I have some good news for Nuala and her “psuedo intellectual, educated half-wit friends,”  I can show them how to stop the Creationist steam roller in it s tracks. It is very easy really.

All Nuala and others who seem to really hate Creationism have to do, is go to this website and refute everything they say.

Then when they are finished, they can go to this website and refute everything they say.

Once they have accomplished their mission, Creationism will be dead in the water.

Obviously they will not even attempt such a project, they would rather rant and rave in dying news rags like the Belfast Telegraph. They are not big enough or bold enough neither do they have any true scientific knowledge to tackle the driving force of Creationism head on!

Cannot wait to tell Nelson what I have discovered, he will give Nuala are real kicking, so he will!

Genesis 1 In the beginning  God created the heaven and the earth.

THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE 2012

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Get ready for one of the biggest fights of the year a real heavyweight classic.

In the green corner we have Nuala “Micky`s Ma” McKeever. Nuala is weighing in around 14 stone.

Naturally enough Nuala wants to bring peace to the world. If she was younger she would do “swimsuit modelling for peace” as it is she is now the Belfast Telegraph heavyweight champion.

You can read Nuala`s intended mode of attack here.

Nuala “Micky`s Ma” McKeever

In the blue corner we have Nelson “The Terrocrat” McLundy. Nelson is weighing in around 14 stone too.

Nelson “The Terrocrat” McLundy

Nelson is the current Kincora Old Boys Association champion and he will be fighting to bring peace too.

You can read Nelson`s mode of attack here.  AND here as well!

The bout is schedule to take place outside the Chapel in Lower Donegall st. Band music will be provided in the pre fight entertainment. Naturally enough I will be the referee.

Tickets will be made available using the same reliable sources that divvied out the tickets for the Queen`s visit.  I wonder who all the clientele of the Kremlin will be backing?

  1. Proverbs 21:9
    It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

  2. Proverbs 25:24
    It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.

WHAT ATTRACTS MEN TO WOMEN???

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This really funny. I have never heard of this guy until a few hours ago. I came across him on the FB page of an Israeli friend.  I automatically assumed he was a Jewish comedian of some sort and that is why she had posted him.  It turns out he claims to be a “Christian pastor and a “Marriage guidance counsellor” lol lol lol lol

I am sure he is probably a con man with a very good sense of humour. Watch the video and see what you think?  He is very funny!

Solomon was the expert on women and look what happened to him!
Proverbs 31:10
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.