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THE NORTH DOWN CONNECTION

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

A hilarious exposure of the Pope`s PSNI has occurred with the release of Jamie Bryson`s audio tapes online. The real life PSNI are an even more ridiculous organistion than the one portrayed in the satirical “Give My Head Peace.”

Here is a suitable video clip of Billy the Pope`s PSNI peeler in “the North Down Connection.”

Jamie Bryson`s audio tapes can be heard at this link.  They ought to carry a health warning, “Do not laugh too hard or you will end up with sore ribs.”

The Pope`s PSNI are the most ridiculous police force in the whole world. Looks like the entire high command needs booted out.

Should be some fun when I publish my interview tapes online. I think I will sell them to the highest MSM bidder and give the proceeds to charity. lol lol lol lol

Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

PSNI;THE MUSICAL

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a musical revealing the history and the ethos of the PSNI.

Rev 13:4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

This is a party political broadcast on behalf of The PPPP, it is aimed specifically at the upcoming Euro elections next May.

Don`t forget Vote 1,2,3 PPPP


Ecc 7:6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.

LOUIE GOES TO TWADDELL AVENUE

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Louie Di Palma goes to Twaddell Avenue and says, “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

You won`t understand this unless you have been to Twaddell Avenue and seen the Pope`s PSNI in action.  They make the Keystone Cops look like a professional outfit.

Baggott Out!  Judy In !!!

Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

UPPITY FEMALE ISSUES A CHALLENGE?

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

How would you like the chance to teach an uppity female a lesson she will never forget?

All you have to do is move a chess piece around a chessboard quicker than Alexandra Kosteniuk can do it?

I am sure there is a vast amount of male “brainboxes” in N.Ireland who can easily do this. There are bound to be quite a few in the Holywood MI5 bunker who could do it, when they can find time to drag themselves away from listening to people`s phonecalls and monitoring people`s cyberspace communications.

Then there is the “Popes PSNI.” No doubt there are large number of male “brainboxes” in the highest echelons of the peelers who could put Mrs Kosteniuk to shame. Sean Wright the man who could not solve the Northern Bank robbery and who now has the task of hunting down all those pesky “fleggers,” could easily manage to move a knight around a chessboard I would think?

What about it? Any takers?

Psalm 14:1 Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

WILL IT SOON BE TEARDROPS FOR JACKIE?

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

N.Ireland is such a treacherous place you never know what may happen next. One day you are in, the next day you are out.

With all this stuff going on within the UDA you cannot help wondering if it will be teardrops for Jackie next?

Someone is spreading rumours Jackie invited Martin Miller to switch on the Xmas lights somewhere or other. I don`t believe a word of it, everyone knows Xmas has nothing to do with true Protestantism as a matter of fact Oliver Cromwell and some of the lads banned it and made it illegal. The early Puritans in the American colonies did the same.  There is nothing Christian or Protestant about Xmas. It is all a money making hoax. lol lol lol

Think this is Jackie on Twitter.

Hebrews 12:17 For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears.

JUSTICE FOR JUDY CAMPAIGN

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A young Jane Fonda

This will be updated later.

Did you ever know Lee Harvey Oswald once ran a “Fair Play For Jane” campaign? Not many people know that?

“With The Kennedys” is a satirical novel which takes a differing view of recent history, attempting to visualise an alternative version of what may have taken place if providence had decreed differently.  In this novel Lee Harvey Oswald is acquitted of playing a role in the murder of John Kennedy.  As a result he becomes a national hero. He later developes a very strange fixation with the actress Jane Fonda.

Oswald eventually comes to the conclusion poor Jane Fonda is being badly treated by “the movie establishment”  so he sets up a “Fair Play For Jane” campaign to come to her aid.

As I have disclosed on this blog it seems poor Judith Gillespie has been given a hard time, perhaps it would be appropriate for someone to do as the imaginary Oswald did and commence a “JUSTICE FOR JUDY” campaign?

FREE EDUCATION

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a free educational analysis of today`s world championship chess match. From what I can gather the two players are supposed to be very nice guys. Unfortunately in all competitive disciplines someone has to loose.

To be honest I prefer to watch the female chess players, it is a bit easier for me to understand their moves. Plus they seem to be more interesting personalities than the male players.

Unfortunately I cannot watch much of this as it is taking place during the day and I have to go out.  Had a big problem trying to convince the Housing Executive of that today.  I phoned them to get repairs to the heating system carried out, they gave me the usual stuff, “Someone will be out.”  When I told them I cannot sit in  the house all day waiting for them to call they just did not understand.  I tried to tell them I would leave the key in my next door neighbours house and they could get it from there.  They told me they do not do this, someone has to be in the house!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you explain to the  Housing Excutive that a Weimaraner is not going to sit about all day waiting for the Housing Executive to call?

There must be a large number of people who are living in Housing Executive houses who need repairs but they are employed. What are they supposed to do? Take a whole day of work to wait for the Housing Executive repairmen to call?

Ecc 12:12 And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.