I spilt a cup of orange juice over myself laughing at this! It is Jethro`s riddle, see if you can solve it?
Here is another riddle about spilled liquid, see if you can solve it?
2 Samuel 14:14 For we must needs die, and are as water spilt on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again; neither doth God respect any person: yet doth he devise means, that his banished be not expelled from him.
The story about Mike Lundy not standing in the upcoming general election gave me a good laugh. The real reason he is not standing is because he has NO CHANCE of being successfully elected!
If there was one Westmonster constituency where Mike Lundy had a chance of winning he would shove everyone else out-of-the-way in order to get elected to the House of Perverts!
Surely the only reason God allows “Political Unionism” to exist is to give everyone a good laugh at their pathetic efforts?
You have heard the song, “The Coward of the county?” Well Mike is “The Coward of the 6 counties.”
HOW MANY DAYS IS IT NOW AND STILL NO RESPONSE, COWARDLY UNIONIST LEADERS
Psalm 78:9 The children of Ephraim, being armed, and carrying bows, turned back in the day of battle
Here is the list of the top 10 most viewed videos from my YouTube channel over the last 28 days.
Top 10 over the last 28 days
Here is the list of the top 10 most viewed videos from my YouTube channel over the lifetime of the channel. The Ross Kemp video which is top of the list is actually banned by the government.
As you can see from both lists even though Carl is now World Champion, his video is still far behind the IDF WOMEN videos.
This is my favourite video from the lists.
Demon Pastor Jim Ignatowski
Ecc 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
Earlier this week I was contacted by the BBC, they wanted permission to broadcast the video of a very young Carl Frampton sparring in the Midland Boxing Club. The video is below.
From this morning sole Copyright of this video belongs to CRAIG FRAMPTON who is Carl`s wiser and more handsome brother.
Craig is like me, he does not willingly get his photograph taken and he does not post pictures of himself on the internet.
The only known images of Craig are in the video below where he can be seen standing on the rubble which was once my house and he is asking me, “If I am going to the boxing club.” He appears at about 25 seconds on the timeline.
So if any big broadcasting companies want to publicly show the Carl Frampton sparring video, they must get permission from Craig, if they can locate him!
Psalm 144:1 Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
I spent last week playing Chess in the Isle Of Man. As it turns out “New Tricks” providentially broadcast an episode with a “Chess Theme” the very same week!
The English Defence is still available for viewing on iPlayer.
Who murdered the Chess playing German interpreter?
Was she mysteriously murdered by a Chess playing colleague, or someone completely different?
There are a number of suspects in the show.
Here is a trailer I made for the show. Providentially the woman in the trailer just happens to be a real Chess playing German interpreter/Bi-lingual secretary, journalist and ex soldier.
EX 20:3 Thou shalt not kill
Here is your chance to win a cool £1,000,000.
All you have to do is solve a puzzle. The puzzle comes in two parts, an easy part and a hard part.
For the easy part all you have to do is identify the mysterious beautiful female at the end of this video clip. Once you do that you can then start the hard part.
When you can answer who the beautiful female is, you then send the answer to Gerry Adams MI5 handler. When you send the correct answer to Gerry`s handler, he or she will then send you a cool £1,000,000 in used Northern Bank notes as a reward!
Obviously the hard part is locating Gerry Adam`s MI5 handler!
To get you started, I will give you a clue to the identity of the mysterious beautiful female in the video. Her name may or may not be Abigail.
1 Samuel 25:3 and she was a woman of good understanding, and of a beautiful countenance:
The Pope`s PSNI, The Musical.
The head Keystone Cop has been up at Twaddell Ave, no doubt whingeing about what a hard job he has!
Let me make this simple so even the DUMBEST of “Loyalist Community Reps” will understand it.
The Pope`s PSNI is;
1. MORALLY BANKRUPT !!!
2. PROFESSIONALLY BANKRUPT !!!
3. It is time to make it FINANCIALLY BANKRUPT !!!
If the so-called “United Unionist leadership” had any backbone or any brains, the Pope`s PSNI would have been bankrupted a long time ago.
There will be NO “Graduated Response” unless the so-called “leaders” are pressured into it by the grassroots.
Obadiah 1:11 In the day that thou stoodest on the other side, in the day that the strangers carried away captive his forces, and foreigners entered into his gates, and cast lots upon Jerusalem, even thou wast as one of them.
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
Well, two more spectacular sounding names are available for franchise to the highest bidders. They can be used for American football, Soccer, Ice Hockey, Basketball, as a matter of fact they could be used for a whole host of things.
The first name for franchise is;
“THE BALLYMENA LEMMINGS.”
Anyone who wants to purchase a franchise for this name should contact the Franchise holder, he is known as TumbleDown Dick Lundy Junior, he is also known as Ian Paisley Junior MP.
The second name for franchise is;
“THE DUNDONALD PYGMIES.”
Anyone who wants to purchase a franchise for this name should contact the Franchise holders, they are known as Mr and Mrs Pygmy of Dundonald. They hold the franchise for everything that moves or grows in the Dundonald area.
How2 from Samuel Flanagan on Vimeo.
The husband usually deals with all the negotiations, he is known as Mr Pygmy Punt. He is also known as the leader of the Kincora Old Boys Association.
Mr Pygmy Punt is known to be willing to sell anything as long as the price is right. He will sell a country, a political party, a colleague or any number of colleagues, his wife, you name it and he will sell it!
Mark 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Naturally it will be a “puffed up lemmings only” night at the Ulster Hall for this event. I cannot see any of the “pygmies” getting an invite can you?
I don`t think I will be getting one either!!
Zech 13:6 And one shall say unto him, What are these wounds in thine hands? Then he shall answer, Those with which I was wounded in the house of my friends.
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