Good news for all the “Remain voters” at last. On approximately this date in June 2017, the UK MSM will be carrying News-flashes on all channels telling the UK population that a new deal between the UK and the EU has been reached.
After almost a year of negotiating carried out by the finest minds from the “Brexit Unit,” lead by Oliver Letwin a major breakthrough has been achieved.
An ingenious solution has been created which will allow UK citizens to keep control of UK borders and allow the UK government to implement is`s own stringent controls on “Immigration.”
Not only that, the EU and the “Brexit Unit” have now agreed new revolutionary ways to increase employment and investment right across the whole EU. The new investment and employment plan will be overseen by “British” experts appointed by the “Brexit Unit,” in order to create an increase in trust between the UK and EU.
The new deal has been given the backing of the Conservative party, the Labour party, the Lib-Dems, the Ulster Unionist party, the SNP and the DUP, and all parties will be supporting a motion in Westminster that a new Referendum should be called and the UK voters should be allowed by referendum to give their verdict on the new deal.
The new deal has been endorsed by all the main “Churches,” Faith Communities” and it also has the approval of the Pope.
This time the Referendum will have a different format than the last “divisive” referendum.
The new referendum will ask the voters in England: Do you want England to remain or leave the EU after considering the new deal?
The new referendum will ask the voters in Scotland: Do you want Scotland to remain or leave the EU after considering the new deal?
The new referendum will ask the voters in Wales: Do you want Wales to remain or leave the EU after considering the new deal?
The new referendum will ask the voters in N.Ireland: Do you want N.Ireland to remain or leave the EU after considering the new deal?
The new referendum will take place on a date set by the Westminster Parliament.
Naturally the whole thing will end in THE UTLTIMATE CHECKMATE.
Don`t worry it is only a bit of Satire.
Daniel 2.45 Forasmuch as thou sawest that the stone was cut out of the mountain without hands, and that it brake in pieces the iron, the brass, the clay, the silver, and the gold; the great God hath made known to the king what shall come to pass hereafter: and the dream is certain, and the interpretation thereof sure.
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