A shadowy group thought to be known as “THE SUMMER WINE GANG” has claimed responsibility for orchestrating the downfall of President Peter Kirsan Ilyumzhinov Robinson.
The claim was made earlier today to Tel Aviv news agency, they used a recognised secret code-phrase “WHAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS.”
The secret code-phrase has now been changed to another secret code-phrase.
The group is also claiming to be in possession of a number of “Volunteer” suicide bombers who have solemnly pledged to go down in history as the first “Jihadi Martyrs” in Unionist history.
It is suspected one suicide bomber will be launched at an appropriate target if THE KINCORA SCANDAL is not quickly included in the Goddard CSA inquiry.
Proverbs 20:1 Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.