Do you know what the Pope`s PSNI need to help re-image their long lost credibility?

They need a Chess club. It is the ideal thing to give them some prestige and help them spread useful culture throughout the whole community.

The most difficult thing about starting a Chess club is getting the premises, it can be very expensive. However, the Pope`s PSNI have no shortage of suitable office space and meeting rooms which can be utilised.

After all, they do encourage their members to take part in the most useless pastimes such as learning the “Irish” language and playing obscure sports.

The problem the PSNI would have with starting a Chess club is the fact they do not have anybody with the brains to play for them.

This problem can be solved by using outside personnel until such times as they can recruit clever people. For a “Sports grant” of a mere £2,ooo,ooo I could get a proper Chess club of the ground for them with the help of the UCU.

A very special logo has been designed for a PSNI Chess Club, it is at the top of the page.

As a matter of fact, I have recently been writing about how Chess is seriously under funded in the Terrocratic state of N.Ireland.

The Naive World Of Ulster Chess.

Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.