Martin Miller is modelling the very latest invention in Irish technology, it is called BinBag body armour. If he had been wearing it today in Woodvale Park he would not have needed any police protection.  The latest BinBag body armour gives you the same protection as Superman,  you become indestructible!  The only thing it does not do, is protect you from ridicule and scorn.

This highly secret invention was first revealed to the world in a VBC documentary last night.  It seems to have been invented in a secret laboratory in the IRA/MI5 area of Ardoyne.  The new scientific wonder of the world was revealed by some unknown young girl who has now become a worldwide sensation but not for the reasons she or the programme producer expected.

The VBC and the IRA/MI5 agitators have now become a worldwide laughing stock, they thought they would make fools of the “Unionist community,” now everyone is laughing at them!!

Proverbs 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.