Satire

THE BIRTH OF “THE MODERN ERA”

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The end of “The Dark Ages” and the birth of “The Modern Era” was brought about by the “Treaty of Westphalia.”   It ended the tyranny of Papal supremacy and Spiritual darkness which had engulfed Europe and Scandanavia for centuries.

“There is not many people know that!”  Especially amongst the “De-Protestantised and deluded” Unionist community of N.Ireland.  They are mostly too busy handing their  hard won freedoms back to the Vatican!

Gal 5:1 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.

PROOF THERE REALLY WAS A PROTEST

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

The Irish News seemed to take great delight in implying the ongoing protest at Twaddell Ave had ended or had fizzled out,  Here is proof there was a protest which took place on the night of 1/8/2013.

It just shows you, you cannot trust a word the Irish News print. It seems to be staffed by total “Bubble heads,”  the type of females who give blondes a reputation for being daft!

Proverbs 9:13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

PSALM 133:1

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Did you ever realise the Bible was structured in a manner which makes it easy to be put to music? Watch and listen how they sing this Bible verse, first in the original Hebrew then in English.
Being able to sing something aids the memorization of it.

Psalm 133:1 Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

AN ILLUSTRATION WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST “JOURNALISTS”

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If you were to meet the guy in the picture above you would be convinced you were talking to an American or a Canadian.  At one stage of  this guy`s career he worked as a “Journalist”   It was a Mid-West American news agency he worked for, he was their correspondent in Syria.

He did not use his real identity, naturally enough, you will have guessed by now he was not actually a “Journalist” at all!  He was in fact a spy.  One of the main reasons he was chosen for this task is because he looks like a Gentile and not a Jew.  He looks like a WASP American or a WASP Canadian.

His Wikipedia entry is doctored to cover all this up.  You can find his real identity in the link below.

“Never Trust A Journalist”

Proverbs 22:29 Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.

BILLY IDOL

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Billy Liar has now become Billy Idol.  The reason I call this odious character Bill Liar is very simple.   I first came across him when he was out electioneering for the Kincora Old Boys just prior to them going into government with IRA/MI5.  He actually was at the door of my aunt`s house in the Shankill when I drove up.

I told him the KOB`s were going into government with IRA/MI5 he denied it in a most strident manner.  He must have thought I was some moron from the back streets of the Shankill. It never occurred  to him that I knew the PopeLundy family very well and at times I happen to be well informed about what is going on within the KOB.  We all know how it ended up!

TREACHERY

TREACHERY

Bungling Billy has now become enmeshed in a crazy story about a useless statue placed upon a bonfire. The initial story got quite a bit of coverage last week.

Billy claimed the idol had been put on the bonfire by “Nationalists” from Divis.  Other sources are saying this is not quite correct. They claim the useless statue was bought from Westie hoods by Loyalists!!!!  Seems there is a sort of cross community crime syndicate in operation.  

BILLY IDOL

BILLY IDOL

If I remember correctly Brian Lundy was also involved in this farce and in the act of  returning the idol.

I wonder who the “community worker” was who returned the idol to the Babylonian priest was?  The whole story is hilariously bizarre. To be honest it sounds like a NIO sponsored publicity stunt that has went wrong.  It all illustrates the stupidity of idol worship. The people involved in this foolishness are just as dumb as the dumb idols they worship.

Habbukuk 2:18 What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols?

19 Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it is laid over with gold and silver, and there is no breath at all in the midst of it.

ULTRA PEACEFUL PROTEST

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An ultra peaceful protest has taken place at the Terrocratic headquarters of Stormont.  It illustrates how daft Matt Baggot was in his planning for the Parades Commission disaster.  It will cost millions of pounds to pay for the security forces bill.  Instead of importing naive peelers from the mainland, Matt Baggott should simply have got Tara Mills to go and talk to the PUL protestors. She seems to be able to calm them down and reason with them.

You will see the peaceful results of the “Tara Mills policing policy” in the video.  The whole scene was so peaceful my dog was totally bored!

Prov 31:10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

JUST LIKE ESTHER?

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What an opportunity for the MP for N.Belfast to become a great Protestant leader!  All he has to do is openly defy the Parades Commission ruling about Friday`s parade! If he takes a stand I am sure there will be no shortage of people willing to stand with him.

Time for Nigel to take a stand and prove he is not just another AIDs riddled member of the Kincora Old Boys!

Perhaps he is just like Esther in the Bible, perhaps God has raised him up for such a time as this!

Esther 4:14 For if thou altogether holdest thy peace at this time, then shall there enlargement and deliverance arise to the Jews from another place; but thou and thy father’s house shall be destroyed: and who knoweth whether thou art come to the kingdom for such a time as this?