Satire

MEDIA WHORE BORE TOP 10

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a list of the 10 most boring media whores I can think off.  The Bible has a precise description of them.  Vain dissemblers!   Must do a poll and let people vote on the matter.

1 Eamon Mallie

2 Brian Rowan

3 Frank Mitchell UTV

4  Stephen Nolan VBC

5 Jim McDowell Laughingstock News

6 Allison Morris Irish News

7 William Creepy Crawley VBC

8 Liam Clarke Bel Tel

9  Ken Reid UTV

10 Alex Kane

Psalm 26:4 I have not sat with vain persons, neither will I go in with dissemblers.

JEFF SHAFT

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Another video relating to Super Injunctions has been removed, this time by Youtube. Never mind, here is another one I have uploaded. It is called Jeff Shaft, Ulster`s version of John Shaft.

2 Sam 15:31 And one told David, saying, Ahithophel is among the conspirators with Absalom. And David said, O Lord, I pray thee, turn the counsel of Ahithophel into foolishness.

DON`T DREAD IT! ENJOY IT!

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Are you dreading your upcoming divorce?

Don`t dread it! Enjoy it!

Turn your day of dread into a day of delight!

Make it a joyous occasion you and your ex-spouse will always remember!

Here is the secret of  the happy occasion; “Singalong Divorce Music.”

Here is the first happy customer, note how he is so delighted he is telling all the prospective divorcees at Westminster about this incredible new UK innovation.

If the most expensive MP in the UK loves the new Divorce service, you will love it too!

Enjoy your free sample here.  Remember “Singalong Divorce Music” services are just as cheap as a Super Injunction.

Ex 20:14 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Think positive, the verse above can also mean “Thou shalt be faithful”

UNREGENERATE RELIGION

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a satirical look at “Unregenerate religion.”

Note carefully, although it is Babylonian Roman Catholicism which is highlighted in the video, it must be known that ALL “Unregenerate Religion”  produces the same results.  Be it Apostate Protestantism, which is one of the curses of N.Ireland, Islam, Judaism or any other “ism” you care to think of.

Unregenerate religion produces corrupt individuals and corrupt societies.  Unregenerate religion produces a seared conscience, which will be a hallmark of the end times!

1 Tim 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

Below you will find a definition of  the one true God, the one true worship and the one true believer!  It particularly points out the need for individual Spiritual regeneration and the adherence to Biblical truth.

John 4: 2 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

BE HONEST ABOUT THIS?

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

Is Pam Ayers not a vastly superior poet than yer man Heaney?? I mean, there is NO comparison is there?  There is a whole list of poets vastly superior than Heaney!!

Heaney only appeals to the phony, balony pseudo-intellectuals lol lol lol lol

Ecc 7:6 For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.

EXCLUSIVE! ANOTHER “DEMON PASTOR” EXPOSED

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Pastor Jim Ignatowski

Pastor Jim Ignatowski

Here is the exposure of another  “Demon Pastor” Henry McDonald used to rave about!  Don`t forget you heard it here first!

The bottom line is this!  There was no group of “Demon Pastors” running any “terror gang.”  The whole thing was NIO black propaganda fed to gullible or perhaps willing media whores who were happy to print all the nonsense.

The whole thing was a propaganda operation designed to discredit the entire “Anti-agreement” section of the Unionist community.

Now it is payback time!!!

Here is another video of “Pastor Jim.”

Isaiah 44;24,25 Thus saith the Lord, thy redeemer, and he that formed thee from the womb, I am the Lord that maketh all things; that stretcheth forth the heavens alone; that spreadeth abroad the earth by myself;
25 That frustrateth the tokens of the liars, and maketh diviners mad; that turneth wise men backward, and maketh their knowledge foolish;

“BRITISH” GOVERNMENT BAN MY ROSS KEMP VIDEO

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My video featuring Ross Kemp has now been banned by the “British” government!!!!   The very same government who want to intervene in Syria. The very same government who control the IRA murder gangs.

Here is the link to the video check it out yourself.

Banned Ross Kemp video

Banned Ross Kemp video

Here is a picture of the “British” Prime Minister with his Papal masters.

Cameron with his Papal masters.

Cameron with his Papal masters.

Rev 17:18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.

 

PSNI ALARMED AT PROPOSED ROSS KEMP PROGRAMME

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

According to the Irish News, the PSNI are very concerned about the proposed Ross Kemp programme which is scheduled to be shown in November.

They claim they are worried that Ross Kemp may portray N.Ireland as a “war zone.”

Here is a video clip of me talking to Ross Kemp and as you can see there are no scenes showing any trouble at all.  I will send this to the PSNI and NIO just to put their minds at ease about what may appear in the Ross Kemp programme.  It is a certainty this video clip will have to be in it.

Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;