UPPITY FEMALE ISSUES A CHALLENGE?

How would you like the chance to teach an uppity female a lesson she will never forget?

All you have to do is move a chess piece around a chessboard quicker than Alexandra Kosteniuk can do it?

I am sure there is a vast amount of male “brainboxes” in N.Ireland who can easily do this. There are bound to be quite a few in the Holywood MI5 bunker who could do it, when they can find time to drag themselves away from listening to people`s phonecalls and monitoring people`s cyberspace communications.

Then there is the “Popes PSNI.” No doubt there are large number of male “brainboxes” in the highest echelons of the peelers who could put Mrs Kosteniuk to shame. Sean Wright the man who could not solve the Northern Bank robbery and who now has the task of hunting down all those pesky “fleggers,” could easily manage to move a knight around a chessboard I would think?

What about it? Any takers?

Psalm 14:1 Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

WILL IT SOON BE TEARDROPS FOR JACKIE?

N.Ireland is such a treacherous place you never know what may happen next. One day you are in, the next day you are out.

With all this stuff going on within the UDA you cannot help wondering if it will be teardrops for Jackie next?

Someone is spreading rumours Jackie invited Martin Miller to switch on the Xmas lights somewhere or other. I don`t believe a word of it, everyone knows Xmas has nothing to do with true Protestantism as a matter of fact Oliver Cromwell and some of the lads banned it and made it illegal. The early Puritans in the American colonies did the same.  There is nothing Christian or Protestant about Xmas. It is all a money making hoax. lol lol lol

Think this is Jackie on Twitter.

Hebrews 12:17 For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears.

JUSTICE FOR JUDY CAMPAIGN

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A young Jane Fonda

This will be updated later.

Did you ever know Lee Harvey Oswald once ran a “Fair Play For Jane” campaign? Not many people know that?

“With The Kennedys” is a satirical novel which takes a differing view of recent history, attempting to visualise an alternative version of what may have taken place if providence had decreed differently.  In this novel Lee Harvey Oswald is acquitted of playing a role in the murder of John Kennedy.  As a result he becomes a national hero. He later developes a very strange fixation with the actress Jane Fonda.

Oswald eventually comes to the conclusion poor Jane Fonda is being badly treated by “the movie establishment”  so he sets up a “Fair Play For Jane” campaign to come to her aid.

As I have disclosed on this blog it seems poor Judith Gillespie has been given a hard time, perhaps it would be appropriate for someone to do as the imaginary Oswald did and commence a “JUSTICE FOR JUDY” campaign?

FREE EDUCATION

Here is a free educational analysis of today`s world championship chess match. From what I can gather the two players are supposed to be very nice guys. Unfortunately in all competitive disciplines someone has to loose.

To be honest I prefer to watch the female chess players, it is a bit easier for me to understand their moves. Plus they seem to be more interesting personalities than the male players.

Unfortunately I cannot watch much of this as it is taking place during the day and I have to go out.  Had a big problem trying to convince the Housing Executive of that today.  I phoned them to get repairs to the heating system carried out, they gave me the usual stuff, “Someone will be out.”  When I told them I cannot sit in  the house all day waiting for them to call they just did not understand.  I tried to tell them I would leave the key in my next door neighbours house and they could get it from there.  They told me they do not do this, someone has to be in the house!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you explain to the  Housing Excutive that a Weimaraner is not going to sit about all day waiting for the Housing Executive to call?

There must be a large number of people who are living in Housing Executive houses who need repairs but they are employed. What are they supposed to do? Take a whole day of work to wait for the Housing Executive repairmen to call?

Ecc 12:12 And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.

WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE?

The events of the last 10 days plunged me into a bit of a quandary. It is no big deal nowadays if your computer is taken by the police as the result of an investigation. Another laptop can be quickly bought for a few hundred pounds, perhaps even cheaper If you buy a refurbished one.

The real inconvenience for me was the fact all my usernames and passwords were gone. I am using that many different sites which require a login that there is no point in trying to memorise them.  All my details were stored on a couple of Microsoft Works documents on my computer. The only username and password I could remember was the Facebook one, plus my email address but I did not know my email password.

Eventually I was able to find my way through the mindboggling Windows8 maze and find the function which allowed me to reset my email password.  There was just one problem, I had to answer the security question which was, “What is your favourite movie?”

I could not remember if I had answered it with the name of my actual favourite movie or simply answered it with anything I could think of.  So I had to think, as you are only allowed about 3 goes to get the correct answer.  I thought for a while and came to the conclusion Kelly`s Heroes would be my favourite movie, now I had to work out if I had given that answer or some other answer. After a little while I made a guess and got the right answer. This got me into the email account from which I was eventually enabled to reset the password and user name of this blog.

To think the way I think you would need to be paranoid but as a friend said a few months ago, “Paranoid people live longer.”

Here is a few clips from Kelly`s Heroes.

Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

ALL THESE THINGS ARE AGAINST ME

Since Tuesday 12th November a number of horrific and inhumane events have befallen me.

The second worst event was being subjected to the most inhumane and degrading conditions you can imagine in Fisherwick Chess Club on Monday night.  Unfortunately I no longer have a video camera available to capture the scene, people will probably not believe what I am about to disclose.

Five boards where set up in the most unbelievably cramped space, plus there was no heat in the place!  I actually had to climb over a sofa to get in and out of my seat!

The author of the Fisherwick Chess Club website will most likely  try and say I am making this all up just because I suffered a defeat. This is nonsense, there is far more room in a police cell in Musgrave street Police Station than there is in Fisherwick Chess Club.

I can only suggest that Michael Waters and the rest of the Fisherwick gang re-locate to Musgrave police station and play all their remaining fixtures there.  It would be a 1000% improvement on the present situation.

Providentially a small video clip of a cell in Musgrave st Police station was shown on UTV just a few days ago. You can see the video in this link.

Cell in Musgrave st Police station

Cell in Musgrave st Police station

Gen 42:36 And Jacob their father said unto them, Me have ye bereaved of my children: Joseph is not, and Simeon is not, and ye will take Benjamin away: all these things are against me.

THEOLOGICAL PIMPS

There is a lot more truth contained in this satirical video clip than most people realise.  To the best of my knowledge not one denomination has publicly condemned the St Andrews Agreement and its outworking as “Unbiblical, Unethical and Immoral.”

There may be individuals in denominations who have expressed these views but their denomnations have remained silent.  N.Ireland truly is a land of “Theological Pimps.”  Why are so many preacherettes too frightened to open their mouths?

1 Tim 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

ROSS KEMP IS ON FACEBOOK

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Just discovered Ross Kemp is on Facebook. I have taken the opportunity to update him about how the video I made of him on the Woodavale Road on the 12th day, has been banned by the government.

However, if you are logged in to Youtube you will still be able to view the video despite the government bann. lol lol lol

It was an amazing bit of acting how Ross pretended he never knew anything about any Super Injunctions and all. He deserves an Oscar.

Acting is mentioned in the Bible you know? The word “hypocrisy” describes someone acting a part in deception.  Dont`t believe me though, check it out for yourself.

1 TIM 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

IS SHE HUSBAND HUNTING?

Great Facebook page of Ian Paisley Junior aka TumbleDown Dick`s wife/ ex wife?  Does she look like a woman who is on the lookout for another husband or what?

Not really a good idea for the wife, ex wife of the most expensive MP in the UK to have her Facebook page on public view is it?

To think I bought the two of them an engagement present! I want my money back!

Jeremiah 9:17 Thus saith the Lord of hosts, Consider ye, and call for the mourning women, that they may come; and send for cunning women, that they may come: