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AN ELECTION PREDICTION
As the nominations are now closed for the Euro and Council elections, you can see the 10th rate mind control operation of the NIO go into operation.
The first stage is the launching of the Belfast Telegraph`s laughable “Opinion poll/analysis/MK Ultra project.”
The only “Opinion Polls” which count are the ones which will be held on the 22nd of May and no one knows what the results will be, despite what the VBC, UTV, Lundyletter and other assorted Papal loving MSM outlets try to tell you.
I have no idea what the results will be BUT I can guarantee you one thing. Within two months of the elections taking place, thousands of “Unionists” will be bitterly regretting they voted and will be publicly lamenting, “I am never going to vote again!!!!!!!!!!!”
I will have no such regrets, I will be writing “NO POPE HERE” on my Euro and council ballot papers, everyone else can do as they like! lol lol lol lol
All the N.Ireland so-called political parties seem to love the Antichrist and hate the truth, so let them all be damned together
2 Thess 2:7-11
7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.
8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
AS BRITISH AS FINCHLEY LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Strange goings on with the VBC. A story emerged weeks ago which was ignored by the VBC and most MSM whoredom in N.Ireland. Suddenly it appeared yesterday as if it was just a breaking news scoop.
Surely even the thickest of “Irish Republicans” must be aware Gerry Pinnochio Adams and J118 have been British agents for decades, surely the penny must have dropped by now!
This is for “Irish Republicans” who cannot grasp what is going on, just read the following statement slowly, “GERRY PINNOCHIO ADAMS IS AS BRITISH AS FINCHLEY.”
Here is the same theme, slightly changed to help “Irish Republicans” from Londonderry, “J118 IS AS BRITISH AS FINCHLEY.”
I have stated this many times but it is well worth repeating. One of the halmarks of the “End-times” will be DECEPTION on a massive scale. It will not merely be deception in the religious world, it will be deception in all realms of life, particularly the political world.
The deception will be so expertly contrived and carried out it will successfully fool the vast majority of mankind. In fact it will be so skillful, it would even deceive true Christians if God were to leave them to their own devices, fortunately thanks to God`s grace he will not.
Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
THERE ARE ABOUT 500 OF THEM ALREADY IN THERE!
Was over at the Odyssey Arena earlier to see Carl`s latest bout. The security at the door is very strict. The security man felt an object in my pocket and asked what it was?
Breathlessness is a terrible feeling, look how it occurs in the Bible. It was not the Nazis or the CIA who invented the trick of placing a wet cloth over someone`s face.
2 Kings 8:13-15
13 And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should do this great thing? And Elisha answered, The Lord hath shewed me that thou shalt be king over Syria.
14 So he departed from Elisha, and came to his master; who said to him, What said Elisha to thee? And he answered, He told me that thou shouldest surely recover.
15 And it came to pass on the morrow, that he took a thick cloth, and dipped it in water, and spread it on his face, so that he died: and Hazael reigned in his stead.
JUST AS EXPECTED
Naturally the Reprobates from the Apostate “Church of Ireland” cannot wait to get in on the act!!!
You can be 100% certain those who love the Antichrist will hate the true Christ.
In the Reprobates and Apostates Bible Proverbs 14:34 reads like this; Sin exalteth a nation: but righteousness is a reproach to any people.
In the true Bible it reads the correct way; Proverbs 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people.
A NEW NAME FOR PETER
I have invented an new name for Peter. From now on I will refer to him as “Peter Hocus Pocus Punt” lol lol lol lol lol lol
The Hokey Cokey in German, theseuns must be the descendants of Martin Luther lol
Hebrews 10:12 But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God;
DUH???????????????
So if the Union flag flew every day, the the St Patrick`s flag would fly every day anyway.
I think Kyle would have better employed telling Mad Dog McBride what the main duty of a government is according to the scriptures during their interview.
As you can see from the article, politics is not Kyle`s strong point!
Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
HOW FUNNY IS THIS?
The picture below was posted on the IDF Women Facebook recently.
Deut 20:8 And the officers shall speak further unto the people, and they shall say, What man is there that is fearful and fainthearted? let him go and return unto his house, lest his brethren’s heart faint as well as his heart.
THE “AMERICAN ADMINISTRATION” IS A LAUGHING STOCK
Here is the “American Administration”. It is centered in Georgetown University.
00 Jethro Bodine must be the secret head of the CIA lol lol lol lol lol
“US Bars Shin Bet, Mossad agents from visiting!”
When you have friends like the “American Administration” you don`t need enemies, do you? It just shows you how totally stupid all those “Unionists” who went running to Dickie Haass really are.
Proverbs 18:24 A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.
THE HIDDEN WORLD OF INTERNATIONAL ESPIONAGE
Here is a trailer for a movie exposing the secret world of international espionage, you will be shocked!!
00 JETHRO
Here is Part 1 of 00 JETHRO, Nobody does it better
Here is Part 2 of 00 JETHRO, Nobody does it better
Here is Part 3 of 00 JETHRO, Nobody does it better
2 Samuel 17:14 And Absalom and all the men of Israel said, The counsel of Hushai the Archite is better than the counsel of Ahithophel. For the Lord had appointed to defeat the good counsel of Ahithophel, to the intent that the Lord might bring evil upon Absalom.









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