THE CHOCOLATE SOLDIER FACTORY (update)
Tomorrow night the presbytery of the Pink Presbyterian Church will meet to elect a new PopeLundy. He will be officially named PopeLundy the third. It is their custom to meet on the first friday of September every year to do this.
For many years the Pinkies have carefully guarded a great secret. Hidden away in the Co Down country side near Banbridge they have a CHOCOLATE SOLDIER FACTORY . The production line has been running for quite a few years churning out the ultimate type of CHOCOLATE SOLDIER.
Many of these CHOCOLATE SOLDIERS are members of the “Loyal Orders” and at least two of them are the proud owners of brand new shiny SUPER INJUNCTIONS.
Above is a rare picture of the CHOCOLATE SOLDIER FACTORY with chocolate soldiers of various shapes and sizes. It is important these CHOCOLATE SOLDIERS are kept well away from the heat.
Unfortunately PopeLundy1 plunged the whole factory into the furnace of afflication in 2006 and the heat has damaged them beyond repair.
They have had 6 years to put out a public statement declaring the St Andrews Agreement to be “Unethical, Unscriptural and Immoral,” it is now obvious that they are never going to do so!
The amazing thing about all these COCHOLATE SOLDIERS is their ability to pass themselves of as “Bible believing Protestants.” The fact they have been able to do this just illustrates what a marvellous factory they were running for all these years!
This is the Facebook page of one of the key Chocolate soldiers. I will send him this article by Facebook message. He will probably melt.
The CHOCHOLATE SOLDIERS of Ephraim are described below.
Psalm 78:9
The children of Ephraim, being armed, and carrying bows, turned back in the day ofbattle.







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