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THE SECRET OF SURVIVAL IN N.IRELAND

Posted on January 19, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

1. TRUST NO ONE!

2. SUSPECT EVERYONE!

3. BE PREPARED TO BE UTTERLY RUTHLESS!

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Proverbs 3:5-7
5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. 6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. 7 Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the Lord, and depart from evil.

Judges 4:21 Then Jael Heber’s wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.

NICE VIDEO TO CHEER UP ALL THE WHINGERS AND WHINERS

Posted on January 16, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a nice video to cheer up all the whingers and whiners who are all upset because of the PEACEFUL FLAG PROTESTS.

Esther 4:14 For if thou altogether holdest thy peace at this time, then shall there enlargement and deliverance arise to the Jews from another place; but thou and thy father’s house shall be destroyed: and who knoweth whether thou art come to the kingdom for such a time as this?

PETER MUST GO!

Posted on January 10, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

Acts 1:25 That he may take part of this ministry and apostleship, from which Judas by transgression fell, that he might go to his own place.

THE NOT SO SMOOTH OPERATOR

Posted on January 10, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a video clip lampooning Peter Punt`s Lundy forum. Peter is the “Not So Smooth Operator.”

Psalm 64:2 Hide me from the secret counsel of the wicked; from the insurrection of the workers of iniquity:

DON`T MISS IT! GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO SEE ALL THE SUPER INJUNCTIONS EXPOSED

Posted on January 9, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

A great opportunity has providentially appeared to expose ALL the Super Injunctions on Friday via the Lundyletter. A LIVE chat session will be provided via the Lundyletter itself. Get all your questions ready.

Jamie Bryson will be the featuring in the livechat session.

It could end up 40 shades of black and blue if Jamie does not produce the goods.

1 Corinthians 4:5

Therefore judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come, who both will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, and will make manifest the counsels of the hearts: and then shall every man have praise of God.

SOME NEW SATIRE

Posted on January 7, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a new satirical site poking fun at Ulster`s latest great leader. I suppose the moral of the story is; don`t take your self too seriously if you want to be taken seriously!

Jamie Bryson appweciation page

Ecc 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?

THE ARRIVAL OF THE HEADLESS CHICKENS AT THE CITY HALL

Posted on January 5, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

Here is a short video clip showing the arrival of the Headless Chickens at the City Hall. Have more clips will post them over the next few days.

Proverbs 7:6,7
6 For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,
7 And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,

TRUST ME, I`M A HAIRDRESSER!

Posted on January 5, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

Trust me, I`m a hairdresser

This link will take you to an incredible video clip of the legendary David Aumonier uttering the phrase, “Trust me, I`m a hairdresser.”

It could become one of the most famous catchphrases in the English language. Check it out from about 55 secs on the vimeo timeline. Plus you get the added bonus of seeing Red Hand Luke in plain clothes!

It is certainly a lot more sinister than anything Liam Neeson can muster, that is for sure.

Proverbs 22:29 Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.

SPOT “THE HEADLESS CHICKEN” COMPETION

Posted on January 3, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

See if you can spot the “Headless chicken” in this video clip?

Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

PASTOR BEGBIE`S CALENDAR 2013; DECEMBER

Posted on January 1, 2013 by SAM FLANAGAN

Pastor Begbie teaches the secret for a quiet and safe life using some IDF Women as illustrations. This advice will last you well beyond 2013, as a matter of fact it will last you a lifetime.

The secret to a quiet and peaceful life.

Proverbs 6:16-19

¹⁶These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

¹⁷A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

¹⁸An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

¹⁹A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.