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GET OUT OF JAIL, FREE

Posted on by SAM FLANAGAN

The Pink Presbyterians have installed a new preacherette in the Ichabod Memorial.  Ian Lundy will now follow in the footsteps of PopeLundy the first.

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Behind the scenes an amusing little drama is being played out. PopeLundy is refusing to move out of the manse! He is claiming he and his wife should be entitled to live out their days there! What is more, he is claiming that Rhonda should be allowed to live out her days there too!

I suppose they can put Ian Lundy up in a bed and breakfast guesthouse somewhere until the matter is resolved???

The Pink Presbyterians threw away the Bible in the years 2006/2007 when they failed to stand  against the diabolical political undermining of the “Unionist” community in N.Ireland. To this very day they have failed to issue a public statement declaring the St Andrews Agreement to be “Unbiblical, unethical and immoral.”  They had no trouble taking this stand against Trimble and the GFA,  so what has went wrong?

David Lundy gets a mention in todays Lundyletter as a matter of fact. 

At one time David Lundy`s position seemed impregnable but he eventually fell, Peter Punt will go in like manner.

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It looks like the Pinkies have abandoned Bible study and have now adopted the game of Monopoly as their favourite pastime.  The big difference between the Pinkies and ordinary people is the fact the Pinkies play Monopoly with real property and real money.  Plus it looks very likely quite a number of them have been given a “Get out of jail free card,” as long as they do not upset the British government, the Irish government, the US government or the Vatican!

3:16 Rev So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

PROOF THERE REALLY WAS A PROTEST

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The Irish News seemed to take great delight in implying the ongoing protest at Twaddell Ave had ended or had fizzled out,  Here is proof there was a protest which took place on the night of 1/8/2013.

It just shows you, you cannot trust a word the Irish News print. It seems to be staffed by total “Bubble heads,”  the type of females who give blondes a reputation for being daft!

Proverbs 9:13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

TIME FOR ACTION

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This is the latest picture of Nigel Lundy the MP for N.Belfast. He is Deputy leader of the Kincora Old Boys Association.

The MP for N.Belfast

The MP for N.Belfast

Since relative calm has been restored on the streets of N.Belfast and elsewhere, it is time to ask where do we go from here?  The OO and those involved with them are supposedly working on strategy based upon “Peaceful Protests.”   They are going to find out the hard way “Peaceful Protests” do not work unless they involve massive numbers at multiple focus points.

However, while the OO and co are developing their strategy,  there is nothing to stop the politicians who inhabit the world of political lundyism taking immediate action now.  It is time for the Kincora Old Boys to remove Peter Punt as leader, that action in itself will send a sharp message to the NIO and MI5.

Peter has long deserved to be removed for his corruption, never mind anything else. His much lauded “political acumen” has been non existent over the 12th period. He has provided no leadership or support for the PUL community of N.Belfast. Let`s not forget Peter and Nigel are the leaders of the party which sits in government with the very people who are masterminding the stopping of OO parades in N.Ireland.

Nigel Lundy MP 12th Night 2013

Nigel Lundy MP
12th Night 2013

The focal point of the present crisis is in N.Belfast, the MP for the area Nigel Lundy has turned into “the Invisible Man.”  It is obvious the brick or bottle he was hit with has not knocked any sense into him. 

If Nigel Lundy has any sense left he will get rid of Peter ASAP. If Nigel and co do not have any sense left they will leave it until November when Ross Kemp broadcasts his documentary.  I think it is going to be called “Extreme Super Injunctions” lol lol lol lol.  You would think Ross Kemp  and myself planned this whole thing wouldn`t you?

Proverbs27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.

PSALM 133:1

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Did you ever realise the Bible was structured in a manner which makes it easy to be put to music? Watch and listen how they sing this Bible verse, first in the original Hebrew then in English.
Being able to sing something aids the memorization of it.

Psalm 133:1 Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

BODY LANGUAGE PUZZLE

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Do you believe observing “Body language” can reveal details about someone`s character? Don`t know much about it myself but there seems to lots of people who find it intriguing.

Have a look at this short video clip and decide for yourself whether this guy is being honest or not? Do you think it is the case he knows absolutely nothing about the Super Injunctions?

Going from my own very limited knowledge of “Body language reading” I would guess this guy is a liar and an MI5 controlled stooge into the bargain. I suspect he has been given the task of covertly weakening and undermining “Unionism” from within.

Plus, I suspect there are quite a few others just like him!

Note how the Bible illustrates the usage of “Body language.” Evil individuals have their covert body language code which enables them to secretly communicate to each other. Their true purpose is to discreetly cause division.

Proverbs 6:12-14
A naughty person, a wicked man, walketh with a froward mouth.
He winketh with his eyes, he speaketh with his feet, he teacheth with his fingers;
Frowardness is in his heart, he deviseth mischief continually; he soweth discord.

MAD DOG McBRIDE

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A local Media Whore who works for the Belfast Lundyletter has made a fool of himself by making the most absurd comments about “dog walkers.”  He goes by the name of “Mad Dog McBride.”

Here is a video for him from 5/8/2011. I wonder what he will make of it?

Warning!! It contains “sinister Dog Walkers.”

I am sure he would get a pretty good story if he was to look into how the Oliver Cromwell mural was removed?

You have to laugh, local media whores are complaining about nobody wanting to talk to them!!!!  Most of them seem a bit paranoid to be honest.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

AN ILLUSTRATION WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST “JOURNALISTS”

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If you were to meet the guy in the picture above you would be convinced you were talking to an American or a Canadian.  At one stage of  this guy`s career he worked as a “Journalist”   It was a Mid-West American news agency he worked for, he was their correspondent in Syria.

He did not use his real identity, naturally enough, you will have guessed by now he was not actually a “Journalist” at all!  He was in fact a spy.  One of the main reasons he was chosen for this task is because he looks like a Gentile and not a Jew.  He looks like a WASP American or a WASP Canadian.

His Wikipedia entry is doctored to cover all this up.  You can find his real identity in the link below.

“Never Trust A Journalist”

Proverbs 22:29 Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.

BILLY IDOL

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Billy Liar has now become Billy Idol.  The reason I call this odious character Bill Liar is very simple.   I first came across him when he was out electioneering for the Kincora Old Boys just prior to them going into government with IRA/MI5.  He actually was at the door of my aunt`s house in the Shankill when I drove up.

I told him the KOB`s were going into government with IRA/MI5 he denied it in a most strident manner.  He must have thought I was some moron from the back streets of the Shankill. It never occurred  to him that I knew the PopeLundy family very well and at times I happen to be well informed about what is going on within the KOB.  We all know how it ended up!

TREACHERY

TREACHERY

Bungling Billy has now become enmeshed in a crazy story about a useless statue placed upon a bonfire. The initial story got quite a bit of coverage last week.

Billy claimed the idol had been put on the bonfire by “Nationalists” from Divis.  Other sources are saying this is not quite correct. They claim the useless statue was bought from Westie hoods by Loyalists!!!!  Seems there is a sort of cross community crime syndicate in operation.  

BILLY IDOL

BILLY IDOL

If I remember correctly Brian Lundy was also involved in this farce and in the act of  returning the idol.

I wonder who the “community worker” was who returned the idol to the Babylonian priest was?  The whole story is hilariously bizarre. To be honest it sounds like a NIO sponsored publicity stunt that has went wrong.  It all illustrates the stupidity of idol worship. The people involved in this foolishness are just as dumb as the dumb idols they worship.

Habbukuk 2:18 What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols?

19 Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it is laid over with gold and silver, and there is no breath at all in the midst of it.

ULTRA PEACEFUL PROTEST

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An ultra peaceful protest has taken place at the Terrocratic headquarters of Stormont.  It illustrates how daft Matt Baggot was in his planning for the Parades Commission disaster.  It will cost millions of pounds to pay for the security forces bill.  Instead of importing naive peelers from the mainland, Matt Baggott should simply have got Tara Mills to go and talk to the PUL protestors. She seems to be able to calm them down and reason with them.

You will see the peaceful results of the “Tara Mills policing policy” in the video.  The whole scene was so peaceful my dog was totally bored!

Prov 31:10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.