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PETER HAS GONE TO PIECES

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Peter is so desperate to prove he is in control that he has moved into “Total self-delusion mode.” He has completely went to pieces.

He is now claiming he has had “useful discussions with Theresa about the Ligoneil parade, etc, etc, etc…..”   As you can see he has lost all touch with reality.

Any leader with a semblance of sense would be making it clear that the Ligoneil parade must be completed before any talks about anything else can be considered.

It looks like the NIO, MI5 and the CIA will have their work cut out trying to save Peter`s  bacon, he has become a “Satirists Dream.”

He will be telling us the “Graduated Response” is real next, plus he will actually try to convince people it is working!!!!!

I Think Peter has been partaking of that stuff Kirk McCambely used to sell.

What a display of political satire this little spat has been, “The Pygmies of Lundyism versus The Lemmings of Lundyism.”

Isaiah 66:4 I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear: but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.

A PARABLE IN PICTURES

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Lots of interesting archive video footage being put out at the minute. The pictures below are from a UTV segment.

To most people the pictures are meaningless but if you know what to look for, they tell a story perhaps?

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The Demon Pastor Revealed.

Luke 8:10 And he said, Unto you it is given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God: but to others in parables; that seeing they might not see, and hearing they might not understand.

76 DAYS AND STILL NO RESPONSE, COWARDLY UNIONIST LEADERS

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DID THEY REALLY THINK EVERYONE WOULD LET THEM FORGET ABOUT THIS?

Can someone please confirm whether my maths are correct on making it 76 days since the “Graduated Response” confidence trick was revealed?

After 76 days it has become absolutely clear that the Unionist community have NO leadership whatsoever!

Here are just a few things which need to be addressed by a REAL GRADUATED RESPONSE.
1. The disbandment of the Pope`s PSNI.
2. Removal of Barra McGrory from public office.
3. Removal of John Larkin from public office.
4. A Massive parade the size of the Covenant Day parade leaving from some historic venue and going all the way up the Crumlin Road to Ballysillan playing fields.
Plus there are quite a few more things I could add to the list.

 

Psalm 78:9 The children of Ephraim, being armed, and carrying bows, turned back in the day of battle.

CIVIC RECEPTION

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Some video clips of today`s Civic Reception. You will be fortunate enough to hear a few bars of Jackie Fullerton singing!

This is for overseas readers.

Jackie Fullerton is a famous N.Ireland TV and radio presenter majoring on sports. Here is a short video clip of him below.
If you want a real treat and want to see a very young Jackie Fullerton, just Google “Jackie Fullerton and Giant Haystacks.”

Proverbs 22:29 Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.

IS THERE A PINK LINK?

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This is a “DIY research project.” I will give you the names, then if you are interested you can use cyberspace to do your own research and draw your own conclusions. You may conclude there is no Pink Link, you may conclude there is a Pink Link or you may even conclude the whole thing is inconclusive.  It is entirely up to you.

1. Sir Knox Cunningham, former MP for South Antrim.

2. James Molyneaux, former MP for South Antrim and leader of the Official Unionist party.

3. Jeffrey Donaldson MP for Lagan Valley. AKA Jeffrey Lundy

4. Paul Stewart, former local councillor and member of the DUP.  AKA ” DUP Caught In Gay Sex Sting.”

By the way, people are now been encouraged to solve crimes themselves????

Westmonster must be the biggest Pimp and Perve center in the world.

Is there a Pink Link?

Is there a Pink Link?

The purpose of human government under God`s providence.
Romans 13:3+4
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

WHY EVERYONE SHOULD FEAR THE CALEB FOUNDATION?

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A picture is more powerful than a thousand words.

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol  You have to scroll down the link to see the appropriate article.

I strongly suspect this odious character was one of the individuals who was peddling stories about “Demon Pastors” in the late 1990s.

He is a truely loathsome specimen. He crossed my path a number of years ago in a Bible shop in Ardenlee Avenue. It was run by some character from Liverpool whose name escapes me at the moment.

If I remember rightly McConaghie worked for the “Police Authority”  at the time.

I soon knocked the nonsense out of his head.  He is a typical MI5 stooge if ever I saw one! He has all the right credentials, he is slimy, he is a perve and he was a Pinkie! lol lol lol lol lol

He was well suited to the Kincora Old Boys, birds of a feather flock together.

Hope he gets 10 years in jail!

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Hilarious!!

“He was seen in some circles as one of the contenders to replace Ian Paisley as moderator of the Free Presbyterian Church. He is regarded as a social conservative and is certainly a fundamentalist. Like all ideologues, his ideology is never wrong. Only people are wrong.”

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Gal 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

THE LEADER IN WAITING

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Should the plot to oust Peter Pinnochio Punt actually succeed people should not be alarmed.  The Kincora Old Boys Association have the perfect candidate standing ready to take over immediately. He is the leader in waiting and his name is Cliff Richard!

As they used to say on Blue Peter, here is one I prepared earlier.

1 Kings 22:41 And Jehoshaphat the son of Asa began to reign over Judah in the fourth year of Ahab king of Israel.

42Jehoshaphat was thirty and five years old when he began to reign; and he reigned twenty and five years in Jerusalem. And his mother’s name was Azubah the daughter of Shilhi.

43And he walked in all the ways of Asa his father; he turned not aside from it, doing that which was right in the eyes of the LORD: nevertheless the high places were not taken away; for the people offered and burnt incense yet in the high places.

44And Jehoshaphat made peace with the king of Israel.

45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?

46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

 

IDENTITY CRISIS

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How is it that people like;

Tim McGarry

Dan Gordon

Paddy Jenkins

Jake O`Kane

John McBlain etc, etc, etc, can lampoon people all day long,  yet they do not feel under threat from attack, or feel they are not welcome in any part of Belfast or N.Ireland?

They key to it is simple. These people do not hide their identities when they lampoon people, as a consequence the public consciously and sub-consciously discern that there is no sinister or malicious intent in what they are doing.  They are merely trying to entertain or enlighten or possibly trying to make people think.

I will guarantee you any one of the people I have given in the list above, say Jake O`Kane for instance, could lampoon Jamie Bryson or Willie Frazer all day long and Bryson or Frazer would not be offended in any way.

They would probably find the whole thing amusing.

So, the question is, how did these other “wannabe satirists” manage to get the whole thing so wrong????

Here is an example, Uncle Andy, Big Mervyn and Red Hand Luke can use the words “Fenian” and “Teague” etc, etc, and no one gets upset!


I guess some people just have the knack of doing it and others don`t!

Ecc 3:4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

IT IS UNDERWAY

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Lundy backstabbers

Lundy backstabbers

The discerning observer of N.Ireland politics will have become aware that the “plot to remove Peter Pinnochio Punt” as leader of the Kincora Old Boys is now underway.

Sadly so far, the known conspirators are made up of two half-wits and the half-wit  friend of two half-wits.  No doubt there are also a few females involved.

They resemble the “Younger Brothers” portrayed in this episode of Bonanza. “The Younger brothers, younger brother.”

Here is some background to the current plot. I  have put it here for overseas readers.

Given the calibre of the conspirators it will be no great surprise if the plot fails.  There was a time when the Pink Presbyterian denomination could have added considerable weight to any plot but those day are now over.  They have become such a wishy washy bunch nobody gives any heed to them anymore. Some of them are so far gone they don`t even think the Pope is the Antichrist!!

There has been some dramatic names given to conspiratorial plots and plans in history such as;

“The night of the long knives.”

“Operation Valkyrie.”

“Operation Overlord.”

Maybe one of the most famous ones is the one publised in a novel and movie, “The Day Of The Jackal.”

If the plot to remove Peter succeeds and it will take a miracle to make it succeed, it will become known as “The Day Of The Half-wits.”

Proverbs 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.