HILARIOUS! THE CHANGE BRITAIN FACE BOOK PAGE

The Change Britain Facebook page does not seem to be going to well, though it does have some hilarious posts on it.

Someone posted this video of Boris the Pope`s buddy.

Just imagine, this is supposed to one the guys who is leading the UK out of the EU????


It looks very like “BREXIT” was just a grander version of The Graduated Response.

2 Timothy 3:1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

REAL LIFE MONOPOLY EXPOSED

Apparently BBC N.I Spotlight will be broadcasting a programme exposing the Real Life Monopoly addiction, which blights the lives of so many in Southern Ireland and N.Ireland.

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The Flag Of the New Ulster

If anyone invites you to play this game DONT! It is heavily rigged, the only people eligible for  a “Get out of jail free card,” are the Antichrist`s carpet-baggers.

Vatican insiders know this game by another name, they call it “Cartel Capitalism.”

Inexperienced players who think they know how to play this game call it “Stormonty,” they are the ones who get their fingers burned.

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

HISTORY HAS REPEATED ITSELF!

History has repeated itself on the 50th anniversary year of the 1966 World cup final. Did it cross the line or not?

At the Stormont Terrordome, a third goal has been scored?/has not been scored/ by Jamie Bryson?

At the minute it has not been decided whether Martin Millar has gone over the line or not. The controversial goal, or non goal, should be decided later in the week.

Mairtin O`Muilleoir, is Irish. In English it means “Third Goal.”

“Some people on the pitch. They think it is all over, IT IS NOW!”

Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

SOMEONE IS MOCKING THE FIELD MARSHALL

Someone has taken to twitter, in order to mock Field Marshall Jeffrey Donaldson, aka Jeffrey Lundy, aka Jeffrey Donaldson MP.

They are using the picture below and a big headline, “Family Videos On DVD.”

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Ecclesiastes 3:1- 11

1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

9 What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboureth?

10 I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it.

11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

ALL IT TAKES, IS “ONE CUNNING PLAN”


The current score at the Blackadder Olympics, taking place at the Stormont Terrordrome is; Jamie Bryson 2 IRA/MI5 0.

Jamie Bryson is currently leading the local Olympics by a score of two to nil.  The winning margin is expected to rise, when play resumes.

Two particularly odious individuals are now doomed to go down in IRA/Mi5 folklore as the “Blackadder and Baldrick” of “MI5 Controlled Irish Republican Politics.”

All it took was one cunning plan and hey presto, two political careers went up in smoke.

Daithi McKay is Irish, it means Blackadder in English.

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IRA/Mi5`s very own Blackadder

Thomas O’Hara is Irish, it means Baldrick in English.

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IRA/Mi5`s very own BALDRICK.  One cunning plan later and he is GONE

You know they say, “That somewhere there is a twitter account with your name on it……..?  Well, I thought  if I owned the twitter account with my name on it, I`d never get hit by it…………….?”

Psalm 52:1 Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man? the goodness of God endureth continually.

The tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully.

Thou lovest evil more than good; and lying rather than to speak righteousness. Selah.

Thou lovest all devouring words, O thou deceitful tongue.

God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.

The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:

Lo, this is the man that made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, and strengthened himself in his wickedness.

But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God: I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever.

I will praise thee for ever, because thou hast done it: and I will wait on thy name; for it is good before thy saints.

EXCLUSIVE! CARL`S NEXT OPPONENT REVEALED


Tonight I can reveal who Carl Frampton`s next opponent will be, after he wins his fight on Saturday.

It will be the hardest fight of his career so far!

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Tim “DA” McGarry`s Famous Tweet Obviously trying to play mind games with Carl

His opponent and nemesis will be TIM McGARRY aka “DA.”

Once Carl sees McGarry`s tweet, nothing will stop him calling out McGarry for a showdown in Belfast.

Mr Tim  “DA” McGarry has declared, Carl is a champion of the word and currently one of the top 20 fighters in North Belfast!

Ecclesiastes 9:4
For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.

 

THE DIRTY WAR

Was talking to a friend the other day and the subject of “The Dirty War” was mentioned.

There is a basic truth about “Dirty Wars” which people should realise.

If people want to fight “Dirty Wars” they should be aware, that people who are from  “Scots-Irish” or “Ulster-Scots” descent are the very best, when it comes to fighting “Dirty Wars.”

My Father`s name was Flanagan, and my mothers maiden name was Menabney.

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Proverbs 11:14 Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude of counsellors there is safety.

I AM THE ANTICHRIST

Some character on the DUP Facebook page has declared that I am the Antichrist!

The Duppers removed my replies from the page.

The funny thing is; in 2008 I played in a Chess tournament at Gibraltar.  The first prize was £1,000, second prize was £600 and third prize was £400.

In the last round a guy called Haddou Sellak and myself were both leading with 4 points each.  We agreed a draw which guaranteed us joint first prize. It also puts pressure on the players who were behind us on 3.5 points each. If they want to get first prize they have to play for a win. A picture taken during the match is below.

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Eventually the result turned out to be 3 players tied for joint first prize with 4.5 points each. In such circumstances the tournament organisers add together the first, second and third place prizes and divide the total between the 3 winners.

I ended up with prize money of £666.67. A very sinister omen don`t you think?

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Here is a list showing the prize winners.

Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.