Here is a new satirical site poking fun at Ulster`s latest great leader. I suppose the moral of the story is; don`t take your self too seriously if you want to be taken seriously!
Ecc 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?
Since the People`s Forum had not the wit to put forward their demands last week. I am now re-iterating my five demands again. This is what I want as a basic minimum before I consider stopping protesting.
Since I cannot be bothered typing them all out again you will have to go to this link to read them.
Plus, there must be direct contact between the Protest Representatives and David Cameron. No point wasting time talking to powerless local politicians is there?
Let`s not forget the Protestors have not yet developed their full capacity, there is still plenty of scope for incresasing the pressure.
WE SHALL NOT FORGIVE, WE SHALL NOT FORGET!
Please feel free to debate this among yourselves.
Jeremiah 12:5 If thou hast run with the footmen, and they have wearied thee, then how canst thou contend with horses? and if in the land of peace, wherein thou trustedst, they wearied thee, then how wilt thou do in the swelling of Jordan?
It will be interesting to see what they come up with on this show. Here is one of the many sites promoting Ulster Scots culture.
Here is an Israeli site which is also interested in Ulster Scots history. Brit Am
Psalm 90:4 For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night.
Here is the final clip covering the escapades of the Headless Chickens on Saturday. The very start of the video shows two ladies lambasting the Headless chickens and the video ends with what look like the peelers starting to throw a protective ring around them for their own safety.
I have been informed the Chief Headless Chicken had earlier taunted the protestors via text message laughing at the thought they would only get 40 people put protesting!!
Proverbs 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.
Another little video clip from Belfast City Center featuring the Headless Chickens who only expected to see approx 40 protesters. At about 37 secs you should be able to see a girl in a white coat lambast the Chief Head Chicken.
I will be paying a certain house in N.Queen st a visit very soon.
Prov 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.
Here is a short video clip showing the arrival of the Headless Chickens at the City Hall. Have more clips will post them over the next few days.
Proverbs 7:6,7
6 For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,
7 And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,
Proverbs 7:6,7
6 For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,
7 And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,
YOU TWO CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE?
BUT YOU TWO CAN NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LEAVE!
Welcome to the Hotel California
In approx 1998 two friends from the Shankill and who were members of the DUP got me to join it. They got me an application form, I filled it in and they returned it to Nigel Lundy. Silly Nigel lost the application form! I wonder if he has found it yet? If he did it would mean I have been a member of the DUP since 1998. They could get rid of Peter and make me leader, couldn`t they?
Two DEAD MEN WALKING!
Here is some Biblical advice for the pair of them.
2 Sam 17:23 And when Ahithophel saw that his counsel was not followed, he saddled his ass, and arose, and gat him home to his house, to his city, and put his household in order, and hanged himself, and died, and was buried in the sepulchre of his father.
I am afraid I cannot understand the thinking of the slimy bitch Theresa Villiers. Must be a truly evil woman to have that sort of logic? She should get Jackie McDonald to go out on the streets and tell the protestors to stop.
Obviously not the full shilling
Isaiah 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
I heard this great piece of English literature by Rudyard Kipling mentioned on U105 while in the car today. Truly a work of incredible genius.
IF
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build’em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling
Romans 8:28
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
psalm79.com 
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