What about getting lots of UK tv archives and making a movie??  We could call this one, “When Cliff met Jill.”

It will be a blockbuster and we can donate all the profits to VBC “Children in need.”

This is the unhappy ending version of the movie.

We will have to contrive a happy ending version and see which one the UK sheeple like best?

Psalm 12:8 The wicked walk on every side, when the vilest men are exalted.