Due to the ongoing bad publicity the VBC has decided to launch a brand new programe called PETE`LL FIX IT!   The new show will feature a well known “fixer” who can make your wildest dreams come true!!

Are you from a bad family and need to re-invent yourself? Have you a rival you want maligned in the MSM? Are you a pervert who needs a very special 100 year secrecy rule placed upon incriminating documents? Do you need a Super Injunction? Do you need untraceable off shore banks accounts set up? Do you want a lucrative job in Brussels or Strasbourg?  Do you want to project a very caring image for yourself even though you are a perverted ruthless crook?

Don`t worry Pete`ll Fix it!

Here he is “Mr Fixit” himself.

The introductory show will features some of those Pete has already fixed it for.

Here is one of his most famous triumphs. He will speak live on air from his place of captivity. Saif Gadaffi, here he is below shouting, “Pete fixed it for me!”  Note carefully the two fingers.

Saif was from a very bad family and had misspent his youth, bribing, threatening, stealing and killing people. However, after he met Pete, and Pete “fixed it” for him, he became a new character. The UK government and the UK MSM loved him. Pete can do the same for you.

There is just one thing to remember about all of this. No matter how good a “fixer” someone seems to be, there is always someone better!

Here is Saif  minus his two fingers, “I am well and truly fixed now,” Saif is saying to himself.

Guess what? Pete has “fixed it” for himself to be heavily involved in the NSPCC. Who in their right senses would let someone like Peter Mandelson anywhere near anything to do with children??

Do you really think the truth about child abuse involving children will ever be uncovered with someone like Mandelson involved?  I would imagine Pete is already hard at work “Fixing it” for a Jimmy Saville cover-up at this very moment.

Proverbs 29:2 When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.