Apparently the “quiet talks” going on between the OO, the Kincora Old Boys and the Babylonian RC priests have produced a masterstroke of genius which will resolve the parading issue for all time.

It has been decided a very special new lodge will be formed called “The Super Injunction Defenders LOL.”  To qualify for membership you will need to have a Super Injunction or be some one who will certainly need one sometime in the future.  A new band will be formed to lead this lodge and the new band will called “The YRV,”  which stands for The Young Rentboy Volunteers.

Some further innovations have been instated in the new lodge`s constitution. They have decided to adopt the Jesuit maxim, “Black is White and White is Black,” with a slight alteration.

The maxim of the Super Injunction Defenders will be,  “Orange is Pink and Pink is Orange!”

Another innovation is adopting Luther`s famous quote “Here I stand, I can do not other!” as a motto text on their collarettes. Though it will be altered to read “Here I hide, I can do no other!”

The TRV band which will lead the lodge has been granted a special dispensation to play certain musical tunes outside every Chapel they pass. They will play, “In the Navy,” and “YMCA,” tunes which are all inclusive and known world wide.

What will be unique about this particular lodge is the fact it will be the first  “UNISEX” lodge. They already have one female member. There is no sex discrimination in this lodge, if you  are a female of any age or background and you have a Super Injunction, you are in!

Finally, and you may have guessed it, the Lodge banner will be pink with a blue trim! All the lodge members will wear lovely pink collarettes, they will stand out a mile at any parade they attend.

To coincide with the launch of the brand new and unique lodge,  Willie McLundy  is bringing out a very new musical piece. It is based on the well known hymn “Amazing Grace.”  A re-modelled version specially concocted by Willie will be called “Amazing Super Injunction.”  It goes something like this….. Amazing Super Injunction, how great thou art, that saved a wretch like me……”

The lodge and band will be making it`s first outing on  Covenant Day 29th September 2012. Should be great scenes of excitement when the bands stop to play outside the Chapels. The priests will all go wild with excitement and will join in the singing, you can be sure of it!

Just remember one thing, unscrupulous people are spreading rumours The Super Injunction Defenders LOL are a front organisation for the sinister “Pink Hand Defenders,” led by the ruthless Willie Donaldson.  There is not an ounce of truth in any of these rumours, please disregard them!

Here is the Super Injunction Defenders LOL first Public Relations video!

1 Cor 4:5

5. Therefore judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come, who both will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, and will make manifest the counsels of the hearts: and then shall every man have praise of God.