It will soon be the time of year when Pink Presbyterians elect a new Pope.  This time it will be Pope Lundy the third.  I have no idea who they will elect but we can be certain about two things.

1. He will be a fully functioning chocolate soldier!

2. He will NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER denounce the present Terrrocratic structure at Stormont as “Unbiblical, Unethical and Immoral!”

 

Rev 3:14-18

¹⁴ And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God;

 

¹⁵ I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.

 

¹⁶ So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

 

¹⁷ Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:

 

¹⁸ I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.