Have just started producing a new screen play for Sean Bean he seems to have taken to playing the role of perverts like a duck to water lately, for some strange reason.

It is about a “Unionist” MP from N.Ireland. Sean Bean will really love playing the lead part, probably be willing to do it for free! At the minute I intend to  title it “THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.”   Obviously a suitable movie soundtrack to go with it will be a best seller.

He is called Willie Donaldson MP and he is the Westminster representative for the  South Lagan constituency.  Willie is the archetypal staunch “Ulster Unionist.”  It would “turn his stomach” to have anything to do with IRA/MI5.  His longsuffering wife is called Rachel, a  good Biblical Protestant name. Nuala McKeever will love the part!!

Willie starts of as a hero, however he has a dark secret, it then becomes questionable whether he is a hero or a stooge being used to ignite a conflict?  This is totally unknown by his loyal supporters. Willie secretly uses the name Captain Freda Walker which may or may not be a clue to his dark secret, or one of his many dark secrets!

His career gets a real boost when he becomes closely linked to Dr Pastry a firebrand “Protestant” leader of sorts. Riding on the crest of Dr Pastry`s formidable popularity guarantees Willie`s initial success!

There is one problem, is Dr Pastry too being used “by older and more sinister men”  like Cyril Queen an MI5 operative and leading newspaper owner!!

The nemesis of  Willie and Dr Pastry is Adam Geralds who just happens to be the eldest son of the only paedophile in the UK MI5 did not know of or blackmail !!

All goes well with Willie and his family for decades then disaster strikes, some unknown and manipulative individual gives Rupert Murdoch the details of  Willie`s dark secret. This leads us to the Super Injunction fiasco.  Alternatively we could have the terrible secret coming to light via the “Hacking scandal.”

Poor Willie once a great hero in the eyes of many, now faces a terrible dilemma! He is being blackmailed to do a deal which will ensure his loyal supporters are grossly betrayed, what will Willie do? A hesitant Willie is put under real pressure when the wife of his party leader is outed as a man eating, money grabbing, drug taking, lying deceiver, who had been masquarading as a “born again Christian” for decades!  All this is warning that Willie better play ball.

How does Willie end up? What will he do?

Does he commit suicide?

Does he get lynched by former supporters he has duped?

Does he get away with the lot and die a hero? Protected by MI5?

Does he publicly admit everything in the well worn style of the TV evangelist?  Then reinvent himself as a country and western type gospel singer?

I know, we could let the viewers decide what the ending should be!!

That is all for now folks! It is really hard making all this up, if you have any ideas how we can broaden this out, please let me know. It will be updated as further artistic inspiration is given!!  If Sean Bean is not interested, I am sure Kenny Branagh or Liam Neeson will jump at the project!

Ecc 1:9  The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.