Get ready for one of the biggest fights of the year a real heavyweight classic.

In the green corner we have Nuala “Micky`s Ma” McKeever. Nuala is weighing in around 14 stone.

Naturally enough Nuala wants to bring peace to the world. If she was younger she would do “swimsuit modelling for peace” as it is she is now the Belfast Telegraph heavyweight champion.

You can read Nuala`s intended mode of attack here.

In the blue corner we have Nelson “The Terrocrat” McLundy. Nelson is weighing in around 14 stone too.

Nelson is the current Kincora Old Boys Association champion and he will be fighting to bring peace too.

You can read Nelson`s mode of attack here.  AND here as well!

The bout is schedule to take place outside the Chapel in Lower Donegall st. Band music will be provided in the pre fight entertainment. Naturally enough I will be the referee.

Tickets will be made available using the same reliable sources that divvied out the tickets for the Queen`s visit.  I wonder who all the clientele of the Kremlin will be backing?

1. Proverbs 21:9
   It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
   
   
2. Proverbs 25:24
   It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.