Many people erroneously believe what is know as “Calvinism” can be summed up in 5 points. This is not correct but it has become a theological characature by which the Doctrines of Sovereign Grace have become widely known.
After observing the convulsions within Pink Presbyterianism over the past 6 years, it is now possible to draw up what can be known as “The 5 Points of Pinkyism”
1. PopeLundy1 is our God.
2. PopeLundy1 is our leader.
3. PopeLundy1 is our leader, we shall not be moved.
4. White is pink and pink is white.
5. Give us your money.
Luke 1:1 Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us,

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